if you don't REALLY want to know about me don't bother to read this...
my first name is taryn but, besides my family, not too many people call me by my first name...probably because ito is so much more fun to yell
i am god dammed happy all the time!!!
weird stuff always happens to me
i have to eat ice cream and other frozen treats with a baby spoon...i have no idea why...my dad does it too...puzzling
i say "like" more in one sentence than any person should say in their lifetime...true story...talk to me for 5 minutes...you'll be like damn
i HATE rude people...i love manners
i'm told that everything is easy for me because i don't acclimate to anything...i force everything to conform for me..this is true
i think that people who say "I don't care what anybody thinks of me." are abserd because that is a self-deprecating statement in itself
i love judo but i suck
i love basketball but i'm short and i suck
i love cheese...i love macaroni and cheese...only kraft or homemade...not the frozen kind...picky?...yes
i get bored easily...i love people who can entertain me
i hate running but i have to do it so i can eat more...i love food
i love paintball, not because I'm good but b/c i have bad ass guns
i get the biggest adrenaline rush from that stupid arcade basketball game...seriously people think i'm crazy when i play
i love surfing and snowboarding, suck at those too...i think extreme sports were made for white people
i talk way too much...but only to people i like...i revel being mean to those that i don't...truely revel
i love to laugh at anything and everything...loudly and whole heartedly...like jabba the hutt...until my stomach hurts and my eyes water...that happens way too often
i hate people who swing out when they make right turns...retards
i love mushrooms and truffles...mmm fungi
i love blonde hair but the bleaching kills my hair so i can't be blonde =(
i'm indecisive about almost everything
i lack confidence in everything...but it's all good...i'd rather be like this than be a cocky bastard
i love WOW but it's just too addicting
i hate taking pictures
i love pirates...one day sandy and i will up and leave all this for our pirate ship with a shower and, of course, a tanning bed...cuz uneven tanning...ewww
i'm not creative at all...the rest of my family sucked all the creativity up
i love weapons...i love threating to kill people
i always say what i'm thinking...mean or not...mostly mean
i love my puppies...so cute...they love cheese and macaroni and cheese
i love my turtles they make me laugh when they fight...have you ever seen a water turtle fight?...good trash...but sometimes i forget to feed them...such survivors
i have strange flashbacks on a daily basis...but doesn't everyone
i don't believe in being "in love"...i'm convinced that i'm gonna die alone =)
i am obsessed with my weight
i love dirk nowitzki
i love chateubriand but i'll settle for filet...mmm cow
i hate complements...i hate people who fish for them...just say...do you think i'm pretty?...no...damn sucks for you
i love my grandpa's jokes...he's comedy...but everyone takes him so seriously that they never get it...makes me laugh even harder
my baby cousins are my life...shannon, maraya, kiyoko, shane, jason, adam, and brandon...shane amuses me...maybe more than anyone on earth
my biggest little cousin, erin, is probably my best friend after my brother, ryan, of course
i am a motivated marine...ooh-rah!!!...kill
