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Jake

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hey, I'm married...that's weird.

My Interests

Traveling, roller coasters, concerts, watching and, more importantly, mocking awful movies and TV shows, I guess I like watching good movies too, but it's not as fun

I'd like to meet:

a talking bear

Music:

The White Stripes, The Darkness, Queen, Weezer, Cake, Green Day, Coldplay, Soledad Brothers, The Raconteurs (did i spell that right?), THE HIVES!!!!!!, Wolfmother, there's more but I'll spare you the boring endless list

Movies:

Generally anything weird, depressing or disturbing, which is odd because I'm not like that at allFavorite movie: Donnie Darko...so far, nothing else has made me think as hard

Television:

Futurama, Family Guy, Arrested Development, King of the Hill, Sienfeld, the Simpsons, The Office, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, That 70's Show, almost anything on The Travel Channel except for all the shows about Vegas, I avoid Reality Shows, they (along with Maury Povich) represent the downfall of western civilization. Everyone on "The Real World" needs to die slowly...or quickly, whatever, as long as they die...

Books:

Travel guides, that's about it

Heroes:

is a show that I have never watched

My Blog

The Concert from Hell

Wow....I just got an e-mail add from Ticketmaster telling me not to miss the following concert: Hinder with Papa Roach and BuckcherryGood Lord!!!  That is the single worst concert lineup I h...
Posted by Jake on Sun, 20 May 2007 01:27:00 PST

I want to befriend this man

I mean, can you even imagine how much better your life would be if you met this stunning individual? He looks like a frightened, confused forest gnome that has magically grown to full size and is exp...
Posted by Jake on Wed, 09 May 2007 01:39:00 PST

Can we pass a law or something?

I hate to keep complaining about commercials (j/k, I don't), but can we all write our congressman and get some sort of legislation passed to prevent Blondie's "One way or another" from ever being used...
Posted by Jake on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:13:00 PST

sigh...

Why do 10% of television commercials contain a Sean Paul song?!?!?  Actually, song isn't the right word for it....maybe crime against humanity would better describe them.... Anyway, in conclusion...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:37:00 PST

For the love of all that is holy...

...please do not go spend money on "John Tucker Must Die".  Please.  I'm begging you.  If you do, just realize, that YOU, yes YOU are at least partially responsible for the demise of we...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 09:32:00 PST

crap

I got a speeding ticket....in a construction zone....crap....I was going 68 in a 55, people were PASSING me, and the guy pulls me over. Racism!!!! RACISM I SAY!!! I'm guilty of DWW. Frickin' 22 freewa...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 10:12:00 PST

April fools day

Hi all.  Well, here's april fools day again.  I have never, ever done anything interesting on april fools day.  One time, my mom hit me in the face with a pie.  I think it was on a...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 01:24:00 PST

The sport of kings...

The single raddest sport ever, and I mean EVER, has got to be Disc Golf (or "frisbee" golf to the lay person).  Oh, it's so great to be outside, just me and my disc, out in nature, enjoying God'...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:22:00 PST

yeah, so okay...

Yeah, um, I guess I have a myspace now...who'da thunk it?  So what is  a blog for?  Is this where I'm supposed to post my "feelings" or something?  I don't know, I'll just tell you...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 09:09:00 PST