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~V~

"HEY EVERYONE! COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!!"

About Me

I'm a little childish, I'm a true Pirate, I'm a woman, I'm a 'Beer Goddess', I'm a Licensed Massage Therapist, I'm a sister, a daughter, a friend, a lover.... whatever... I'M ME! ~~~ My pirate name is: Red Bess Vane Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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My Interests

Music, art, history, human anatomy, my snake Karla... ~~~

Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...

What's Your Sense of Humor?

MY RESULT: Random


Pasta!!! Armpits!!! Going carp fishing!!!! Are you laughing hysterically yet?

You're an absolute goofball, which is something that people love about you. You know to find the funniness in just about everything. A very admirable skill, to be sure. Though we're not totally confident you'd do very well on "Meet the Press."

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I'd like to meet:

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Wow... Well, I would LOVE to meet all kinds of different people...... I want to meet all the best friends of each one of my sisters and both my brothers. Including there boy/girlfriends. Lewis Carroll, Davie Jones and his infamous locker, Danny Tanner, All my ancestors, Harry Nilsson, Slash, Duff, Mike Patton, Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, even David Wayne,..... and you... (and hopefully you are a really hot single man that is willing to support me while I hang out with my snake, paint pictures, and play guitar all day!) ~~~

Music:


Movies:

The Point, Pan's Labirynth, Can't by me love, ....~~~ A normal day in the life of Down-To-Earth Nick Swardson
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Television:

CARTOONS!! (Futurama, Family Guy, Simpsons, Home movies, Moral Oral, God, the Devil and Bob, Robot Chicken, Metalocalypse) Trailer Park Boys, Almost anything on Animal Planet, The History Channel, or TLC.... Adam Sandler Secret

Books:

I like to learn.... so if its on an interesting subject... Ill check it out~~~ THIS IS MY GIRL, her name is KARLA KILLSDEAD!!! I LOVE HER!!!

Heroes:

Everyone in my life for one reason or another... ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ The videos.... Stripsearch - Faith No More
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Add to My Profile | More Videos | More Videos ~~~ Puscifer - 'Queen B'
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Add to My Profile | More Videos ~~~ Lovage - Book of the Month
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Add to My Profile | More Videos ~~~ Flight of the Conchords-Gansta/Folk Rap Battle
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Add to My Profile | More Videos ~~~ Frank Zappa- Bobby Brown Goes Down
~~~ Eddie Van Halen: Guitar Solo 1986
~~~ Liquor and Whores

My Blog

take it for what its worth....

Stuck with what they give you.  Those are words to grow by.  Our fake smile shutter as we sink our ever rotting teeth into one bad apple after another.  The juices gush down our throats...
Posted by ~V~ on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 04:01:00 PST

Goodbye........

This loneliness entraps me.  This sadness challenges my power.  I have loved, lost, and loathed.  My swollen blanched eyes wont let the memory pass.  Time they tell me..... Time!?&...
Posted by ~V~ on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 03:38:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Vintage photos...
Posted by ~V~ on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:26:00 PST