Cowboy Condoms |
Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a 21 year old New Yorker) told her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State :1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. 2. She want...
Posted by Sean on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:58:00 PST |
BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT |
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of_____________, 2006, by ________________________, between _____________ and _____________....
Posted by Sean on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 06:08:00 PST |
REASONS TO DATE A SOCCER PLAYER |
REASONS TO DATE A SOCCER PLAYER 1. We know how to kick it 2. We are used 2 scoring 3. We love grass 4. Well make u scream 4 more 5. Sweating is no problem 6. Skill is definite 7. We'll play anywhere a...
Posted by Sean on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:46:00 PST |
The truth about Life |
Mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all...
Posted by Sean on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:46:00 PST |
Fill this out, that would be great thanks -Lumberg |
1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. Did we meet, if so when?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What was...
Posted by Sean on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 12:39:00 PST |
Texas Girls |
Boston girls are prettyNew York girls are smartBut it takes a Texas girlTo win a fella's heartFlorida girls are tanVegas girls are hoesBut when you want the best looking girlTexas is where you gotta ...
Posted by Sean on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 11:30:00 PST |
Why Chuck Norris is the MAN!!!! |
30 unknown facts about chuck norris
Fact
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you
know who...
Posted by Sean on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 11:49:00 PST |
Coast Guard Better than the D.E.A. and Police combined |
TEAM RUSH - As the Captain mentioned at quarters today, here is the approved version of the BZ from the Eleventh District Commander on our go fast interdiction on 3 October 2005. Please feel free to ...
Posted by Sean on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 02:53:00 PST |
Just a little information for girls |
I'M SICK OF ALL THIS "GUYS DO THIS FOR GIRLS" DON'T GET ME WRONG I AGREE WITH THOSE LISTS, BUT us GUYS NEED SOME LOVE TOO1. Tell him he's the hottest thing ever... us guys need our ego2. After we ...
Posted by Sean on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 10:10:00 PST |
My motorcycle crash |
Alright i have had my motorcycle for a little over 2 weeks now and have had to many close calls for comfort on these cali highways, i swear its like driving in the middle of a nascar track out hear ( ...
Posted by Sean on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 10:57:00 PST |
