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sam

hermit

About Me

troll under the bridge

My Interests

my man and beast child, salsa, learning the choreography to "thriller", loose teas, reading, podcasts, hummus, tiny habachi, sauerkraut, saving and meticulously folding tissue paper, long distance people, my deck...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who carries a portable electronic dictionary in their purse or loves a girl who does. Someone who wants to help rip the holly bushes out of my front yard.

Music:

small green i-pod

Movies:

Secretary, Memento, The Twilight Zone boxed set and some horrible New Zealand horror flick with zombies and a smack talking priest...

Television:

antiques roadshow, this old house, dr. g medical examiner, the knife channel

Books:

raymond carver and robert coover....or vice versa

Heroes:

The makers of Levsin

My Blog

File under things to remember

1#  When the hairdresser tells you that your new, too short bangs are "fun and flirty" remember that you are neither fun nor flirty.  You are anxious and morose and now look like Ugly Betty....
Posted by sam on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:48:00 PST

Oh god...seriously.

Today in the car I get nailed with this- Simon: "Mommy, what does Jesus do?" Me: silence Simon:"Mommy?" Me: "He hangs out in heaven and does stuff.  You know, Jesus stuff." Simon: "Yeah.  We...
Posted by sam on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 01:24:00 PST

currently...

My car:  scares the crap out of me.  I feel like I deserve some award for driving multiple cars with steering problems without crashing into a tree or oncoming traffic.  It is a talent....
Posted by sam on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 03:14:00 PST

The lowest of the low

I removed a tick from behind Simon's ear tonight.  I had to be super sly about it as to not freak him out.  On the outside I was cool and calm.  Inside I was a fucking shrieking me...
Posted by sam on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 06:55:00 PST