About Me
I'm tired of dis shit....fuk a bitch...lets get rich....dats REAL SPIT. I'm a baller on a budget. I'm never posin', always closin, I'm a closer. I'm slicka than worm sperm. I can sell ice to an eskimo, and sell water to a fish. I don't kik it wid squares, I'm strictly pimps and players. I don't play checkers, I play chess. I'm connected with the CRESS, but I'm from SAN JO, moved to SACTO, residin' in ELK GROVE. Sometimes I got bankrolls in the pockets of my jeans, sometimes I just got holes in my jeans. I love greenery: Money, weed, menthols,green jolly ranchers, and those muthfuckin' green triangles. If my folks got enemies, chriSneaky's got enemies. I love eatin' out, but don't get it twisted, I'm talkin' food. I love romen noodles, but I'd rather be eatin' noodles in Rome. I might keep in touch, or I might just touch...YOUR BUTT! If you call my cell phone, I might chop it up with you or just push the button. I might be M.I.A., but I'm never M.I.L. I might be in a mustang, I might be in a C class with no gas. I might be walkin', I might be joggin', I might be runnin...out of Denny's kuz I didn't pay, passin' thru CAPITAL EXPWY. I might walk into a store, accidently put shit in the stroller, and walk towards the door wid shit i didn't pay for. I'm plannin' on gettin' my grill done, top and bottom, so JUSTIN doesn't feel like he's the only one that got 'em. listen KRISTIN, i know you like DORA, you can be just like her, and I'll be swiper...SWIPER! NO SWIPING! ight, .......1 might be ridin a BIKE doin 145 on 205 to highway FIVE...or cruisin slow on a monstER choppER , wid a breezy on da baCK showin some aSS.i love coffe , but it don't do shit fo ME , unless i go 2 starbucks , and get a 7 shot VENTI. i might be wid ROY and JOY in a 300 CEE , smashin... goin 2 cash crEEk, 2 win a couple gEEz.i might be wid my FOLKS up in SAN JO, smackEd in DA CLUB drunk as FUCK... sayin fuck ya, come HOLLA... i just drank a bottle of VODKA... this is about me, not about YOU...U don't like it kick rocks FOO. stay in ur PLACE dis is my SPACE. i got a few HOMIES , we get into shit OCCASIONALLY, but we don't give a fuck we'll scrapp'em till are knuckles BLEED.some MAY SAY that shits old your goin 2 FAR, i say fuck it, ''thats just the way we ARE'' if U don't know me U probably won't UNDERSTAND, im different, im not regular MANN. so U wanna say somthin go head, BEE FREE, im ma koo ass cat , just a different kinda BREED. U might see me wid someone U might KNOW, i might see U wid someone i messed wid be- FO. i might holla atcha friend, i might be BUZZIN wid yo CUZZIN. u might wake up next 2 ME, U might wake up and say '' wer iz HE. i might think ur CUTE, i might have a crush on YOU. U might see me TODAY, or i might be gone 4 a few DAYS, cuz i got cramps in my BRAIN dat won't go AWAY. 4 those who don't know mEE im wishEE washEE... i might pack my car wid hella GEAR, and not come back 4 two YEARS. i remember wen cigarettes wre only 2.50 a pack, or wen gas wuz 99 cents a GALLON, shit.. try now, that shit won't HAPPEN. i feel like robbin da dam store, or givin them fake MONEY, back in da day dat shit wuz FUNNY.I like shmobbin my whip wid everyone in it...not givin a FUK, smokin a BLUNT, wid da window UP, until were DONE......DAMM.....now were hella blown FOO, fuk it stop at da fast FOOD drive THROUGH, roll da windows down so they can get stoned TOO.. im ready 2 blaze ONE fo da NATION, and smoke ONE fo da po' ONE, so bEE -Easy...... Kriss Da Sneak is out........WUN !!!