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Kristolina

Very well Viejo. You shall have your death race.

About Me

I like sleep. A lot. for real.

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My Interests

My hot bike messenger. BMX. Being classy. Dance parties anywhere I happen to be. Clutz. Drawing. Bicycle stylist. Colorado. Seattle. Stinky. Painting. Coffee. PBR. Specials. Murrays Hair Pomade. Religious propaganda. Whiskey. Real good music. Real bad music. 20/Twenty. Pac Man. Tetris. Chucks (with and without socks). Cartilage deprived. Las Mierditas. Synchronized swimming. Exploding Beans.

I'd like to meet:

Sophia from the Golden Girls.

Music:

EVERYTHING! Except the shit I don't like. Oh, and more cow bell.

Movies:

Gangster flicks, really angsty teen movies, anything with John Cusack in it, zombie movies and Friday.

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy and American Dad. God I love Sundays on Fox. Most recently I have been addicted to Battlestar Galactica. I am awesome.

Books:

I like them. A lot.

Heroes:

My Grams, My Tough Guy and Stinky.

My Blog

Greecey Italians Bitches!

Thats right Greece and Italy, be back June 13th Mother fuckers. Kisses.
Posted by Kristolina on Mon, 28 May 2007 01:08:00 PST

I didn't even have to use my A.K.

Woke up from a nice dream starring one of my many crushes. Hopped in the shower washed my hair didn't run out of conditioner so my hair didn't frizz out. Grabbed my BMX and rode to the coffee shop no ...
Posted by Kristolina on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:51:00 PST

just for Michelle

The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things, as well as state this rule clearly. ...
Posted by Kristolina on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:38:00 PST

HOLY CRAP!.....I mean Holy Cow?

possibly the last time this will be said with dignity.......THE CUBS WIN! I may not be a religious gal but hell.....they need all the help they can get, so now a little prayer...... PLEASE LET THE CUB...
Posted by Kristolina on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:41:00 PST

Rainy rainy rain

Kimberly and I decided that we hated the rain so much that we would confront it, battle and kill it. The rain won. We stomped in every puddle we could find, shook our fists at the sky and cu...
Posted by Kristolina on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 06:47:00 PST

Tax man

I woke up today knowing that my sad little check from my horrible thankless job was deposited into my account last night. So I called the bank to see how little I made and was pleasantly surprised to ...
Posted by Kristolina on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 12:12:00 PST

That 4 year old LIED!!!

The other day I was at the library in hopes of picking up a hot senior citizen in the large print section but was having no luck. Since I had already consumed my daily coffee I suddenly realized I had...
Posted by Kristolina on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 01:13:00 PST

the superhero within

I have no doubt in my mind that I am a super hero. and I am sure many would agree. The only thing I dislike about my super heroness is the power that I have. Clumsiness is not the super power I would ...
Posted by Kristolina on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 09:02:00 PST