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DJ Danimal Styles

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About Me

I find myself at a crossroads in my life. Two paths proceed before me: On one path, I see myself cutting off two or three of my limbs and replacing them with superior bionic replacements, before I turn to a life of crime. That's a pretty rad path. The other path leads to Spiritual Alignment through following the Guided Method of the Mental Map and the Simple Mind Techniques. What an exciting time to be alive!

I'm writing for pdxtransit.com again. So check it out and read my articles, Berts.

My Interests

The Terminator, Jason, bike riding, beer, reading, writing, TMNT, SPFR, being indoors, being outdoors, Dual Computer Technology(DCT), hating on Herbert, Satan, my burned shorts, ramen, Madden 2000, Oblivion, maps, traveling, globes, wall coverings, masturbation, X-PAC, playing the recorder, Rival Turf

I'd like to meet:

A Terminator...or possibly Jason. I'd probably be dead shortly thereafter...but it would be worth it. Also: Babes. Also: mannbay2004 and a_latino_man559...check it out-

Music:

KMFDM, Rammstein, NIN, NWA, White Zombie, Megadeth, Sister Machine Gun, PIG, Nirvana, Excessive Force, Tanzwut, Schwein, Unjust Arrest, Billy Idol, Marilyn Manson, Ministry, TKK, 16Volt, 2029, Bastard Saints, CCR, Running Wild, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Judas Priest, BloodShed, DIO, Iced Earth, Van Halen, Tenacious D, Iron Maiden, G n' R, Jimi, Kraftwerk, Spinal Tap, Stiff Limpy
Eyes Like Mine

Movies:

The Terminator, Fight Club, Commando, Red Dawn, Minority Report, Total Recall, Freaks, Friday the 13th(1-8), Pulp Fiction, Teen Wolf, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, Aliens, Sweet Home Alabama...NOT!, WarGames, Short Circuit, Predator, Last Man Standing, The Running Man, Die Hard, Revolution, Skin Eaters, The Goonies, Wayne's World, Star Wars

Television:

Star Trek, The Sentinel, Seinfeld, South Park, M*A*S*H

Books:

(Authors) Kurt Vonnegut, Trotsky, Palahniuk, Hemingway, Joseph Conrad, Steinbeck, John Reed

Heroes:

Spock, Skynet, Lincoln, Jefferson, all astronauts

My Blog

NEW JOB???????

There is one question that I know is burning the synapses of all of your minds - How is Dan's new job at PLAID PANTRY going?A Plaid Pantry Sign Well, I'll tell you how it's fucking going - it's f...
Posted by DJ Danimal Styles on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:37:00 PST

National ’Waste More Money On Kids’ Day

If October is coming, that can only mean one thing: Some special interest group has declared another bullshit 'National Day'.  So what is it going to be this time?  National Be A Herbert Day...
Posted by DJ Danimal Styles on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:46:00 PST

NEW BLOG!!!! READ IT HERE!!!!

I know it's been a while, but my blogging days are back!  And this NEW AND IMPROVED blog is sure to BLOW YOU AWAY with all its bells and whistles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOAWHOAWHOA!!!! HOLY COW!!!!...
Posted by DJ Danimal Styles on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:57:00 PST

Five Favorite Generals

Here are my top five favorite generals of all time(in no particular order of course)- 1.  William Tecumseh ShermanUnion Civil War general and enemy to slavery.  Revolutionized warfare b...
Posted by DJ Danimal Styles on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:40:00 PST

They

Sage Featherwind came to me in a dream, and told me if I play it, They will come.  So in honor of this great new folk band adventure, I present They.  I know that with Earth Mother's help, w...
Posted by DJ Danimal Styles on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:14:00 PST

The Glory of Guns

GUNS!...
Posted by DJ Danimal Styles on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:25:00 PST

All The Things I Hate

1. That omnipresent ringing sound that is in the library today.2. Herberts, and any derivative thereof.  That includes, but is not limited to, Berts, Herbs, n00bz, failures, knuckl...
Posted by DJ Danimal Styles on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:43:00 PST

POWER TRIO

Beyond the Darkness.  Beyond the Human Evolution.  There is Power Trio.
Posted by DJ Danimal Styles on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:27:00 PST

Crumbs of the Day

I'm so tired. So very, very tired. I met a guy named Mike, today. He sucked like an asshole trying to breathe. Very, "wwwwaaaaahhhhaaaa," in a whispery, inhaley sort of way.I'm no longer a securit...
Posted by DJ Danimal Styles on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:02:00 PST

Ode to Jawa

Oh, Jawa of Tatooine,Your desert waysAre mystifying.You walk o'er dunes,And crawl through the sand,In your...Sandcrawler. Oh, Jawa of Tatooine,How do you trade so well?Droid for droid.Droid for credit...
Posted by DJ Danimal Styles on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:08:00 PST