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Jeffrey H. Christ

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About Me

I'm the greatest person you will ever meet. I do not forgive and I do not forget...

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My Interests

Lots of shit, if it's manly, I do it.

I'd like to meet:

Hot horny bitches and people metal enough to even come close to how metal I am.

Music:

Metal, hardcore rap, hardcore punk. Favorite bands: All-time: Rage against the machine, Metal: Dethklok, hardcore/gangsta rap: D12, hardcore punk: Rage against the machine

Movies:

Rambo is the greatest movie ever made.

Television:

The Fresh prince of Bel-Air (until Lisa came on, then it got kinda shitty), Family Guy seasons 1- 4.5, Futurama, House, and Seinfeld are the best shows to ever grace you TV.

Books:

The Alphabet of Manliness (Maddox), Books by Daniel H. Wilson, I am America (And so can you!) by Stephen Colbert, Calvin and Hobbes, other random ones.

Heroes:

Maddox, Stephen Colbert, George Carlin, Me.

My Blog

Any females that are seriously interested in a carrer in acting: read this

    Recently, I was given a job offer by the Northern California Renissance Faire. They asked me to create my own booth. This was because of my performance at the Merry Misfits of Doom'...
Posted by Jeffrey H. Christ on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:17:00 PST

Anybod have a Gamecube controllor and/or mememory card that I can buy from them?

I need to get at least one of each to play gc games on my wii. I will by them from you just contact me.Jeff
Posted by Jeffrey H. Christ on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 10:32:00 PST

Avenged Sevenfold blows

    So I've been noticing some of the carp that people think is metal and I am here to tell you what is and what isn't. So let's cut the foreplay and get straight to the point:AVENGED S...
Posted by Jeffrey H. Christ on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:13:00 PST

300 is the greatest film ever made

    So I went to see 300 on friday and I thought it would suck because they advertised on MySpace. I was wrong. It was the greatest film I've ever seen, and I emphasize the use of the w...
Posted by Jeffrey H. Christ on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:59:00 PST

Attention everybody that listens to music

The world needs to stop listening to buttrock. For those lucky people that don't know what buttrock is, exit this page right now. If you don't, your life will get worse.  Buttrock is the atrocity...
Posted by Jeffrey H. Christ on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:09:00 PST

Tribute to Metal Slug: The 2nd manliest game ever

So I was sitting around playing video games the other day when I realized how much Metal Slug rules. I would say that without a doubt its the maliest game ever. Here's why:    Right fro...
Posted by Jeffrey H. Christ on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:23:00 PST

Things that piss me off (that everyone should stop doing)

Things that piss me off (that everyone should stop doing) Enclosed are things that piss me off. If you hadn't figured that out, your a dumbass. * Girls that post pictures of themselves kissing each o...
Posted by Jeffrey H. Christ on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 12:06:00 PST

Want a happy relationship? Then read this.

So I saw a bulliten that said "a true boyfriend" in the subject line, so I decided to laugh at it. It turned out to be the most sexist, retarded thing ever written. I will now proceed to demolish it ...
Posted by Jeffrey H. Christ on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:04:00 PST

My 2nd Hate Mail (but 1st from someone that wasn't too much of a pussy to delete their MySpace

    I got my 1st hate mail in the form of a picture comment today. Go view the comments on my "Fuck iPod" picture if you want to see it (its the one posted by "r♥bin[is a ret...
Posted by Jeffrey H. Christ on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:24:00 PST

Will this guy(?) ever get laid?

Ok, so some dumbass sends me a message, right? And he pretty much goes on ranting about how I'm a bad person & some shit about religion. Here is the message, as well as the one I wrote back *Note...
Posted by Jeffrey H. Christ on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:25:00 PST