Kaitlin Calk

I'm Kaitlin Calk.

I'm not tough, and I won't beat you up if you fuck with me,
but I can make you hate yourself by way of insults.

I cuss too much, I can be very perverted, and I have the hormones of a man.

I love to read, listen to music, write, and hang out with my friends, my Tister, and my boyfriend, Kenny.

I'm extremely shy unless you catch me on a good day.

If I'm on or about to start my period, I can become a raging bitch, but I'm really nice most of the time.

If you try to steal MY boyfriend, I'll rip your fucking throat out, mmmk?

This is MINE, and I love him.
8/11/05

"If you make it through this, vaccum up the mess,
smile to yourself, lying on your nice new clean floor."