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Twizted Jade

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Let the ROCK off BEGIN I'M the DEVIL I LOVE METAL Check this riff Its fuckin tasty I'm the devil I can do what i want Whatever I got i'm gonna flaunt Theirs never been a rock off That i've ever lost I can't wait to take you back to hell I'm gonna fill you with MY HOT DEMONS GELL I'ma make YOU squeel like a SCARLET PIMPERNEL
What can I say about myself that could possibly make your complicated mind understand me...I'm blunt..Straight forward an down right honest..You don't really like it thats your first mistake...If you don't like me, I certainly will not like you...I thought i'd just get that out of the way for all of you!!You ask me a question i'll tell you the truth to your face...You ask me what my opinion is an don't like it...Its your own fault...I don't bother worrying about the pety worthless stuff within everyones lives let alone my own..I have a job...An I enjoy the weekends like my life was ending...If anyone can't handle that..Bye bye..I party hard...An when I drink i'm the heavy weight...Theirs some that may beat me...But when i'm on a roll whoa..Watch out..Might be a fist flying at you if you get me thinking about the wrong things...However...Anyone back on the subject about me..If you learn anything from me...Honesty is the biggest part for me..An I have trouble trusting people for a long time so dont' be discouraged if I don't allow you to get too close to me..Now for all you lame pricks that want to diss on me...or critize what i say..Go for it...Theirs a mouth full of shit in your mouth when you do...I got selective hearing..If I don't want to hear you..I won't...But thank you for reading this before you decide you want to be my friend..:)...kiss kiss..smooch smooch.......
AbOuT Me SuRvEy
Name: Michael Helton
Birthday: June 23 1986
Birthplace: Bellefountaine
Current Location: Lakeview
Eye Color: Blackish/Brown
Hair Color: Shaved Bald baby oh yeah
Height: 5'5 or 5'6..I really don't know
Right Handed or Left Handed: Why not both?...On you?
Your Heritage: Umm would you want my heritage in you?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Steel Toed Boots
Your Weakness: My Penis
Your Fears: Quicksand..Torture..both?...at the same time..Death?...
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Lovers baby oh yeah
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To lose my virginity god knows WHEN I'LL GET LAID
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Spank my monkey?..wait..No lol I guess
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm still alive
Your Best Physical Feature: My smile?
Your Bedtime: Whoevers sleeping next to me
Your Most Missed Memory: My father
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain dew..Can't choose
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burgar King baby i'll fuck a bitch at burgar king for some free snakes
Single or Group Dates: Groupie dates..Oh yeah..score i'm your whore
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton on my Dipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla sheit
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither..both disgusting
Do you Smoke: Sure do..Want some second hand smoke
Do you Swear: No..looking at thise of course not
Do you Sing: Yup anything thats psychopathic
Do you Shower Daily: No...I got a year without it an stink..Of course i'm a hygene freak
Have you Been in Love: Sure why not?
Do you want to go to College: I dont' know..you tell me
Do you want to get Married: Not just yet..to fast to fast..
Do you belive in yourself: I got enough confidence to fill the red sea
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yup at work but not explaining that right now
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course i'm dead sexy..Key word here is "dead"
Are you a Health Freak: Nope...Your only fat if you don't do anything about it
Do you get along with your Parents: I guess...Its up to you to decide that one
Do you like Thunderstorms: Fuckin ay sexin it up in the rain
Do you play an Instrument: umm..Nut sack agianst ass crack..I mean it makes slapping noises..
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course...I'm the one you have to blow to get a beer around here
In the past month have you Smoked: Sure haven't
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sure have...Does hittin it from the back count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup..Easton Mall is the sheit..
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Hell no their sickening..
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Fuck that..*pukes*
In the past month have you been on Stage: Hell no
In the past month have you been Dumped: No but i try
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Sure have..
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Dont' steal..Only kill
Ever been Drunk: No i just drink a fifth of bourbon..Gonna let me drive?
Ever been called a Tease: Sure have...
Ever been Beaten up: Who hasn't had their ass beatin a time or two?
Ever Shoplifted: Nope..don't steal
How do you want to Die: Hittin it from back drinkin a fifth
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Like my dad
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any color
Favourite Hair Color: Any color
Short or Long Hair: Long so i can pull that shit
Height: Train train i dont' care
Weight: Chu Chu i don't care
Best Clothing Style: Preppy..Skater...Goth...I don't care..
Number of Drugs I have taken: To many to tell
Number of CDs I own: All burnt who knows..
Number of Piercings: One...Gonna be more
Number of Tattoos: One..Gonna be more
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing...Why regret what you do..Its your decision

My Interests

Lifting weights...Working....Doing jobs i've never done at work before...I love learning new things..New experiences bring new thrills..People may think i'm small...An can't do what others do..I'll prove you wrong..Watch an see...

I'd like to meet:

I love meeting new people..Its more my thing...I don't care what you look like...Male..Female...I don't give a damn..I love new friends...I'm a strange individual...I'll meet anyone that wants to do something...Even if its a little scary...I'm all about the rush..An if you aint down for it don't come around...But no..I'm not gay..I just like new friends...:)..Just thought i'd throw that out their for shits & giggles..

Music:

Hard rock..Techno...R&B..Rap...Old school music...80s..Shit..you give me the beat i'm sure i can get along with it as long as it isn't opera an jazz...I got a wide variety...

Movies:

Suspension..Horror..Comedy...Action...You name it..Shit i'll sit down an watch a chick flick or a cartoon if it looks good enough...

Television:

The 70 show rocks everyones socks buddy...Damn straight..Thats about all i watch on the tv..

Books:

I don't read..Well okay maybe some times if its interesting..Sex books...Serial Killers...Its weird when you read some of these books cause some of them can actually relate to the realest situation?..Isn't it interesting?

Heroes:

My Father..God Bless Him...Miss you forever dad..

My Blog

Rejection..Immunity...Things go wrong

Rejection hurts every day Allow them to pass as you pray Pray for one, That treats you right Hurt only comes when you embrace it tight Show me who I am Where I belong I don't understand Pull me up wi...
Posted by Twizted Jade on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:35:00 PST

My own disappointment

I'm a disappointment To you and myself I've tried so long to lose myself Look into the eyes Find the pain Only my words to keep you away Only my pain makes me survive another day I think about you an...
Posted by Twizted Jade on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:26:00 PST

The deepest an realest shit

Pain comes and goes The knife digs in deep Take the agony and let the tears seep Blood soaked within the floor Stained up Pained up Your soul burns within The demon that taunts you is your worst sin M...
Posted by Twizted Jade on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:22:00 PST

More poetic justice :d...tainted heart

Sit Alone Within THe Dark Feel your soul be torn apart Ripped from the heart Take thy blade Squeeze it tight Don't be afraid Bite down deep Let your teainted tears begin to weep Feel the heart slow ...
Posted by Twizted Jade on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 04:28:00 PST

Sharing A Little Poeticness Justiceness :)

I sit alone within the dark Allowing myself to drift apart Within the shadows I can see All the darkness within me What is it that you see Beneath my skin Beneath my soul Find it is damp and cold Hear...
Posted by Twizted Jade on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 04:39:00 PST