Let the ROCK off BEGIN
I'M the DEVIL
I LOVE METAL
Check this riff
Its fuckin tasty
I'm the devil
I can do what i want
Whatever I got i'm gonna flaunt
Theirs never been a rock off
That i've ever lost
I can't wait to take you back to hell
I'm gonna fill you with MY HOT DEMONS GELL
I'ma make YOU squeel like a SCARLET PIMPERNEL
What can I say about myself that could possibly make your complicated mind understand me...I'm blunt..Straight forward an down right honest..You don't really like it thats your first mistake...If you don't like me, I certainly will not like you...I thought i'd just get that out of the way for all of you!!You ask me a question i'll tell you the truth to your face...You ask me what my opinion is an don't like it...Its your own fault...I don't bother worrying about the pety worthless stuff within everyones lives let alone my own..I have a job...An I enjoy the weekends like my life was ending...If anyone can't handle that..Bye bye..I party hard...An when I drink i'm the heavy weight...Theirs some that may beat me...But when i'm on a roll whoa..Watch out..Might be a fist flying at you if you get me thinking about the wrong things...However...Anyone back on the subject about me..If you learn anything from me...Honesty is the biggest part for me..An I have trouble trusting people for a long time so dont' be discouraged if I don't allow you to get too close to me..Now for all you lame pricks that want to diss on me...or critize what i say..Go for it...Theirs a mouth full of shit in your mouth when you do...I got selective hearing..If I don't want to hear you..I won't...But thank you for reading this before you decide you want to be my friend..:)...kiss kiss..smooch smooch.......
AbOuT Me SuRvEy
Name: Michael Helton
Birthday: June 23 1986
Birthplace: Bellefountaine
Current Location: Lakeview
Eye Color: Blackish/Brown
Hair Color: Shaved Bald baby oh yeah
Height: 5'5 or 5'6..I really don't know
Right Handed or Left Handed: Why not both?...On you?
Your Heritage: Umm would you want my heritage in you?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Steel Toed Boots
Your Weakness: My Penis
Your Fears: Quicksand..Torture..both?...at the same time..Death?...
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Lovers baby oh yeah
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To lose my virginity god knows WHEN I'LL GET LAID
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Spank my monkey?..wait..No lol I guess
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm still alive
Your Best Physical Feature: My smile?
Your Bedtime: Whoevers sleeping next to me
Your Most Missed Memory: My father
Pepsi or Coke: Mountain dew..Can't choose
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burgar King baby i'll fuck a bitch at burgar king for some free snakes
Single or Group Dates: Groupie dates..Oh yeah..score i'm your whore
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton on my Dipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla sheit
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither..both disgusting
Do you Smoke: Sure do..Want some second hand smoke
Do you Swear: No..looking at thise of course not
Do you Sing: Yup anything thats psychopathic
Do you Shower Daily: No...I got a year without it an stink..Of course i'm a hygene freak
Have you Been in Love: Sure why not?
Do you want to go to College: I dont' know..you tell me
Do you want to get Married: Not just yet..to fast to fast..
Do you belive in yourself: I got enough confidence to fill the red sea
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yup at work but not explaining that right now
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course i'm dead sexy..Key word here is "dead"
Are you a Health Freak: Nope...Your only fat if you don't do anything about it
Do you get along with your Parents: I guess...Its up to you to decide that one
Do you like Thunderstorms: Fuckin ay sexin it up in the rain
Do you play an Instrument: umm..Nut sack agianst ass crack..I mean it makes slapping noises..
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Of course...I'm the one you have to blow to get a beer around here
In the past month have you Smoked: Sure haven't
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sure have...Does hittin it from the back count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup..Easton Mall is the sheit..
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Hell no their sickening..
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Fuck that..*pukes*
In the past month have you been on Stage: Hell no
In the past month have you been Dumped: No but i try
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Sure have..
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Dont' steal..Only kill
Ever been Drunk: No i just drink a fifth of bourbon..Gonna let me drive?
Ever been called a Tease: Sure have...
Ever been Beaten up: Who hasn't had their ass beatin a time or two?
Ever Shoplifted: Nope..don't steal
How do you want to Die: Hittin it from back drinkin a fifth
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Like my dad
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any color
Favourite Hair Color: Any color
Short or Long Hair: Long so i can pull that shit
Height: Train train i dont' care
Weight: Chu Chu i don't care
Best Clothing Style: Preppy..Skater...Goth...I don't care..
Number of Drugs I have taken: To many to tell
Number of CDs I own: All burnt who knows..
Number of Piercings: One...Gonna be more
Number of Tattoos: One..Gonna be more
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing...Why regret what you do..Its your decision
