Day Two Inside Paris Hilton’s Mind |
I have to admit that I didn't get a start on the day like I had planned. I slept in, first of all - wish I hadn't. But it was one of those dark and dreary mornings, it was really cold, and...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:09:00 GMT |
Day One Inside Paris Hilton’s Mind |
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Set up camp. I should've brought more food along on this journey. It doesn't look like there's much sustenance here. Not much of anything really. I think of my frien...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Dec 2008 00:40:00 GMT |
Delicious Tab |
Brand name products are always better than generics. So stop it already with the Wal-Tussin, Wal-Greens!
Whenever someone uses the phrase "Paint the town red," I always assume it's jus...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:23:00 GMT |
Crum Bum |
There are only two things I care about, folks. The people in my life who matter and tidy desks.
Avril Lavigne writes all of her own material. End of story.
People ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:58:00 GMT |
Wall Us and Vomit |
Once it happened, all I could do was panic. Vowels began spilling out of my mouth so hastily as my thoughts raced about what to do next. The downtrodden defeat I experi...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 17:28:00 GMT |
Canyon Island |
There's a magazine for everything these days. Also, people hate a lot of stuff that others are into. Think of something, and I guarantee there's at least one person who's against it.&...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:05:00 GMT |
Dental Gumshoe |
When people make animals look or act like people, I try to imagine how much dignity a poacher might wish to have as he's being eaten alive by a lion.
Environmentalist is just an up...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:49:00 GMT |
Gern Blangston |
Acting is nothing really. You're just being yourself, except there's a whole bunch of other stuff involved.
The water in my shower will randomly go from a tolerable temperature to three ful...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 00:27:00 GMT |
Motel Bar |
Unlike MacDuff, I am born of woman. Ain't no one gonna change that.
There was once a time when people would write down quotes of famous people because they were words of aspiration or inspiratio...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 01:05:00 GMT |
A Jack of Shovels |
How 'bout a cartoon cat who plays jazz music in a jazz combo? His name will be Cats Domino. And in every episode, there should be another cat who regularly says to Cats, "You are one cool ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 01:05:00 GMT |
