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jamie

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About Me

i'm a 24 year old college student who enjoys witty internet bantor and dancing. i have recently discovered this love of the dance and it has changed my life. i like music a lot. it sounds good and helps me to do the dances. i have thirteen pieces of money on my person RIGHT now. i can't ever sleep. dancing is great ... dance...dance party...DANCE PARTY!!!!

My Interests

IM GIRL CRAZY! i really like girls, cars, fast cars, dances that are fast paced, sing along songs, food, i really enjoy eating the food, dancing while im eating food, i like hanging out with people, going to college parties, boy/girl parties, sun sets, good music, fantastic dances, freaks of nature, protozoan, smear me with poop, people that make me laugh, the zombies, fricking FAT sandwiches, potato chips, intricately choreographed dances, bacon, junk food in general really, rolly pollies, kittens and cats, an epic at best, super soakers, alf, ned from the three amigos, tediously crafted flooring, vinyl siding, charcoal briquettes, bob, fix-a-flat...seriously, that stuff is amazing, i believe in martians, skateboarding, cable television, and sushi.

I'd like to meet:

pastor deegum. charlie tebeau. will keiser. noel brown. katie mcguire. tena aceto. diana gurley. robert gunn. natalie bass. barney. kurt garin. indie MONDAY. (are you out there?) the lemon pipers. scarlet johanson's character in lost in translation. the guy who wrote most of the plot for "of sloth and men". i also want to meet sarcastic people. they generally make me laugh really hard. and then also, honore de balzac and william faulkner. any great writer of short fiction. and tiny tim (the musician not charles dickens' tiny tim. )

Music:

mungo jerry is the only musician worth his salt. (and james brown) but i'd be lying if i didn't admit that that dad gum townes van zandt ain't half bad either. and leonard cohen is a keeper along with roy orbison and ry cooder. other than that though, no one knows what's up. besides maybe like wu tang and de la soul as well as gangstarr and late nineties rap in general really. phosphorescent is very talented. jason molina and jeff tweedy / mangum are good too i guess. the zombies were a superb pop group but who could ever forget the wonderful talents of roger miller and even nancy sinatra. lee hazlewood kind of blows my mind a lot. television, gang of four, pop levi, bonobo, blockhead, tom waits, and the pogues do some things right. i like a lot of other athens groups besides phosphorescent too by the way... one of the best is some animal. mr. blind willie mctell and his friend mississippi john hurt did things before they were popular to do those things. (mostly involving drinking whiskey and playing music...) maxime le forestier is talented. lovin' spoonfull is great. i mean, i just like the sound of good music i guess. currently though, mungo jerry... nothing else. besides maybe like uncle tupelo or emmylou harris. okay, whatever, so johnny cash and willie nelson are solid too. devendra banhardt? rosebuds? bonnie prince billy? tony allen? yeah, them too. eddie novia is really good at playing the charango. datarock is so FUN y'all!!! i don't know any other band names.

Movies:

cool hand luke, the good the bad and the ugly, crouching tiger hidden dragon, adaptation, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, baraka, three amigos, pretty much any documentary but especially style wars, breakin' II electric boogaloo, the freshest kids, the lion king, bomb the system, match point, everything you ever wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask, diana's movie about trish is my favorite, batman begins, this is spinal tap and all of the rest of 'em, can't hardly wait, march of the penguins, lost in translation, toombstone, big fish, forbidden planet, space balls, robin hood men in tights, fivel (all of them), easy rider, lonely are the brave, jaws, crocodile dundee, ninja turtles (all but the third), the g.i. joe animated movie (i don't remember the name of it, but it was incredible), akira, and motorcycle diaries but that is IT. i don't like any other movie besides those which i have listed here. yellow submarine is weird but i like it too. as well as the turtles movie they made. anything with quirky dogs with human traits pulling a sled through snow is good too.

Television:

little johnny jewel.

Books:

are neat-o.

Heroes:

jim, sam, and kathryn mcgaw. Anyone else who baffles me with their wit when they change my profile settings.

My Blog

Local Film Maker Pees Pants In Brighton.

Folks, folks, folks. The time is upon me! (and oh, how it has come a'crashing.)I just found out I have a first draft of my senior thesis documentary due BY THE END OF THIS COMING WEEK!!! For some of y...
Posted by jamie on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 08:32:00 PST

DIRTY SOCKS UP MY ASS (REPOST)

well folks, in a highly contemplative moment of extreme clarity, i have decided to acquiesce to my beloved blog fans and repost this olden goldy. In accordance with recent morally disreputable&nb...
Posted by jamie on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:14:00 PST

ATTN. BARS! please buy toilet paper!

what happened last night at ballroom billiards should never have to happen again.
Posted by jamie on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 08:46:00 PST

Breaking Ball

It was about to break. He could tell as soon as it was released. He'd seen this pitch a thousand times, and for once, he was ready.The seams whirred like indecision and hissed towards home, humming a ...
Posted by jamie on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 12:23:00 PST

Daddy, screw vacation! Go ahead and buy me that pony!

No one could ever really see what he was writing.  "No, the pages really have SOMETHING on them," Donna said, looking away from the television, her floating hand still holding the little grey remote. ...
Posted by jamie on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 09:09:00 PST

my arms hurt, and my legs do too...

I hurt. All over my body. There is pain...everywhere. Each and every corner of all my parts (thanks, ron) hurts severely. I am in the business of trying to sound smart, I realized. My friends, are gen...
Posted by jamie on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:53:00 PST

The Dead Roach (disclamer: this is a poem)

Peeing on a dead roachtrying to make it not floatmeth light on the floor with a cord under the bathroom doorcabin full of drunk foolsdrooling on their pillowsone is singing Dylanpassed out on the back...
Posted by jamie on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:40:00 PST

on driving fast...

"you're in a porsche, fucking drive it..." "why are we going under the fucking speed limit?" "oh, great! 45 miles per hour again!" "congratulations! you drive a BIG FUCKING TRUCK!" The remarks w...
Posted by jamie on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:09:00 PST

Youre only 30? You know how old you look? Either 29, or 32. (the london papers)

We arrived in Amsterdam for a lay over. I was quite looking forward to this, as it was to be the only laying I had accomplished in nine hours and 43 minutes. I hereby decree that being more than six f...
Posted by jamie on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:06:00 PST

Sir, you look like an educated man. (The London Papers)

Dad was more nervous about flying than he needed to be. Inside his head, our warnings about how "&traveling is a whole lot different now than when he was stationed in Germany," had transformed into v...
Posted by jamie on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:53:00 PST