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Kellie

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About Me

Well, since I'm currently "with child" I have put my lush-like ways on hold. I still love shitty bars with kick-ass juke boxes and cheap shots, 80's dance parties with side ponytails, knowing all the words to "Ain't Nuthin But A G Thang" and singing them for my friends amusement, drunk dialing, night caps, and doing the white girl 2-step to one hit wonders. And now I also enjoy trying to wrap my head around being a mom soon. What a trip.

My Interests

Steelers football, playing golf with my pink golf clubs, skydiving, continuing the debate of bangs or no bangs, drunken poker nights, Jager+Goldschlager=Starry Nights, tequila camping, cooking, drunken board game nights, vodka.....you get the idea

I'd like to meet:

Your mom, Sarah Silverman, Troy Polamalu, Jerry Garcia, Bette Midler, Rick Steves (actually I just want to follow him on his cheap travels), Mark Slaughter, John Travolta - and people who can carry on conversations. Its a lost art.

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Music:

I love all music except country. And Rod Stewart. Thats my own personal hell - trapped in a room with twang-y country music sung by Rod Stewart. Think about it people, its a frightening thought. I have an unhealthy fascination, however, with TV theme songs, Linkin Park, and Daughtry.
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Movies:

GREASE!!!! Anything by Christopher Guest and Company, Waking Life, the Jerk, Thumb Wars, Rosemary's Baby, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Lady and the Tramp, What Dreams May Come, Saw 1-3, the original Creepshow, the original Muppet Movie and anything produced by Strange Stigma Productions

Television:

The Sarah Silverman Program, 24, Lost, Family Guy, Roseanne, Sifl & Olly, original Twilight Zone reruns, televised football.

Books:

I try to read as little as possible. I just don't get the point.

Heroes:

Sarah Silverman...my Mom...Mary T. Clymer...and whoever ends up assasinating Rod Stewart. My hubby is pretty rad too.

My Blog

Oh what a night

Well, I had an interesting evening! Went to the doc for my 2 week check up and mentioned that the baby was normally really active during the work day but that I hadn't felt it move at all yesterday. N...
Posted by Kellie on Thu, 01 May 2008 04:45:00 PST

Getting there!

It's really a strange journey this being pregnant thing.  At our last doctor's appointment they did the ultrasound and found all is well (no we aren't finding out what sex it is) but that my plac...
Posted by Kellie on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:30:00 PST

Scary!

We were in such bad turbulence on the way home from Orlando I thought we were seriously going to end up on an episode of Lost.  Not cool.  But I hear we were the last flight they let out of...
Posted by Kellie on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 02:07:00 PST

TAG!! You're it!!

The rules are: once you've been tagged you must write a blog with 10 weird, random things, little known facts or habits about yourself. At the end choose ten people to be tagged, list their names and ...
Posted by Kellie on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:03:00 PST

I'm a quitter

So March 4th at 1:35am, I quit smoking.  Yikes.  As most of you know, I started casually smoking when I was about 16, started smoking pretty regularly since 17.  That makes me a smoker...
Posted by Kellie on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:50:00 PST

28

My 28th birthday is in a mere 3 days.  28.  2 short years from 30.  Lately everyone I talk to has been saying things like "Whoa, 28 - you're gettin up there!" or "Watch out!  30 is...
Posted by Kellie on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:03:00 PST