You may know me from my radio days with 100.7 WMMS The Buzzard , WAKS 96.5 KISS FM , KKDM KISS 107fm , WZLE KISS 104.9 , KWOD 106.5 , KDND 107.9 The End , KISN 96.7 KISS FM , KRXQ 98 Rock , X107.1 Grand Cayman or as part of the Kasper Show on WKSC KISS 103.5 , WDCG G105 , WKKF 102.3 KISS FM and WAKZ 95.9 KISS FM. Or possibly from way back in the day when I played guitar in some North East Ohio metal bands like CARNAGE , RESIST , STOVEPIPE or DKG.
Well lets see, I'll just fire it up from the youth years : I grew up in a lil' town about an hour east of Cleveland, Ohio that calls itself Chardon - and yeah... every year some dumbass would remove the "C" so the high school sign would read "hardon high". A heavy dose of bmx , dirtbiking , skating , shootin'lil' animals , bowling , guitar and metal is what got me through the early days. back in '87 I picked up the guitar thanks to CC DeVille and yeah I'm better than you.
I've traveled the continent multiple times and gotten paid for it, met some of the coolest mofo's there is and drank beers and / or downed shots with most of my childhood idols that once upon a time adorned my bedroom walls.
I'm addicted to chapstick. I have way too many shoes. I like Six Dollar Burgers from Carl's Jr that only cost $4.79 , Starbucks mocha frappachinos are the ish , 2am journeys to Del Taco , Taco Bell Grilled Stuft Burritos are yummy too , Coors Lite and Corona with Lime are the faves. I'm not ashamed to look under the vending machines when I need change. I enjoy life's little surprises like occasionally finding an onion ring in with my fries from the fast food joints. I always have the urge to touch the mannequins inappropriatly while shopping. I don't do leftovers. I don't like to frequent strip clubs, it's just too difficult to speak about worldly issues with the talent while staring down a birth canal. The words of wisdom written on the walls in public restrooms amaze me.I thought that "underwear bins" only existed in the movies until I actually found a store that had one ,and yeah I touched 'em but was too scared to sniff though....ew. Sometimes I break into song while forgetting I'm in public.
There , That should about cover it. O-U-T