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About Me

my name is amber and if you want to know more about me than write me bitch.

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♥live the way you want to ♥be who you want to be ♥eat what you whatever you desire ♥do what you want to do ♥i am what i am ♥me

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My Interests



I'd like to meet:




I would like to meet people who are entertaining, interesting, someone you can go to a store with and goof off, make complete asses out of ourselves and have a BLAST doing it.

Who will you Assassinate?

George W. Bush (a random idiot who messes with people's lives)

Music:



Your Stripper Song Is
Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot

"So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'"

You've got a boomin' body, and you're not afraid to show it off. What Song Should You Strip To?how funny is that? if you really know me you know that i love this song! old, old high school thing, the old girl gang knows!pretty much everything, but religous music and some country music. Keith Urban (love him)...Dixie Chicks...Blue Man Group...The Beatles...Enya...U2...Nickleback...Rob Zombie...oldie music...some rap...some pop...some hip-hop...easy listening...just whatever is on i guess... DEPENDS ON IF ITS GOING TO GIVE ME A HEADACHE

Movies:


pretty much any thing...especially war movies.....just like my da you know...I'm all up into that blood and bodies being blown up.....all that good shit ......I also like comedy.....some romance.... gory movies.... musicals... sad movies that make you cry... cause everyone needs a good cry every now and again.

My all time favorite movies are The Labyrinth, Sister Act, Sister Act II Back In the Habit, We Were Soldiers, Saving Private Ryan, Windtalkers, Tru Confessions (off the Disney Channel lol), The Phantom Of the Opera, Chicago

Television:



Buried at PhotoCasket.comThe Nanny, any version of Law & Order, South Park, Family Guy, stupid movies that are on. HOUSE

my new thing now is So You Think You Can Dance, America's Got Talent, One Night Stand, American Idol (love watching people making an ass out of themselves.

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Books:

books that simulate my mind and imagination!
Buried at PhotoCasket.comfound this fantasy layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com

Heroes:

Marlyn Monroe...... my Uncle Bruce, may he rest in peace...... my grandmother..... Napolean Dynamite

My Blog

new job

ahhhah yay! i work in an art gallery. damn straight i do! and quiet a little sales woman too. i get to wear all the pretty expensive jewerly and clothes. hehe
Posted by Spank me! on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:55:00 PST

!!!

i want a baby girl. little pink dresses. white and pink lace. cute little booties. little bows.
Posted by Spank me! on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 02:16:00 PST

oOoOo

something big is brewing. something big all right. oOo it feels good. damn good
Posted by Spank me! on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:50:00 PST

happy!

happy! Mother Superior jumped the gun! the soul should feel like a ballerina
Posted by Spank me! on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 05:38:00 PST

was there any doubt?

Pi think not./P Pnbsp;/P H1eat your heart out bitch while i break a fucking glass bottle on your face. i'll make you choke on your skankiness whore /H1
Posted by Spank me! on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 06:00:00 PST

good times

i quit my job today. damn right i did. it felt fucking great.
Posted by Spank me! on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 12:09:00 PST

jokey jokes

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girlwhispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?' Because whiteis the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.' ...
Posted by Spank me! on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 05:23:00 PST

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little ...
Posted by Spank me! on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 05:17:00 PST

om freaking goodness

so i'm leaving my parents house tonight and my freaking truck starts smoking like crazy. come to find out my door was shorting out so da took the door cover off and disconnected all the electrical. he...
Posted by Spank me! on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 08:41:00 PST

stuttering cat

A teacher is explaining biology to her   4th grade students. "Human beings are   the only animals that stutter," she says.  A little girl raises her hand. "I had a  ...
Posted by Spank me! on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 04:45:00 PST