Who I'd like to meet?...Well I wish I could meet ME about 10 years ago and tell myself what to look out for...for instance; the high top fade, parachute pants, light up shoes and the tragedy that was the macarena.
I would warn me about such horrible things as Jerry Springer and Maury Povich (gotta love paternity test and porn families). I would tell me to buy stock in lesbian talk show hosts, (((they do quite well in daytime (Rosie, Ellen))), hair color (((who hasn't had a friend that hasn't had one too many hair color treatments?? YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! :p))), and Microsoft...explanation not necessary.
I would give me a heads up on a couple things...such as be ready when Family Matters really does go off the air, it'll be tough but life will continue...eventually. I would let me know that Oprah would finally handle her weight issues and warn her not to do the show about beef...or at least not talk about burgers.
I would tell my friends to buy me things because...well that would just be cool.
I would like to meet Mrs. Schneider from 3rd grade, the evil troll got me in trouble for something I didn't even do...sorry, I'm not still bitter, and I would kick her in the shins, just once...maybe twice.
I would really like to meet Oprah, Bill, Nelson, Raven, Janet, Star, Diddy, and the Snapple Lady. Also I would be interested in talking to Wayne, Ellen, Rosie, Peter, Tom, Katie, Charlie and Diane, not to mention the lady that farted on the plane on the way back from Chicago, we have some things to discuss.