The Jonas Brothers of course!
And the Fake ones too. :]
For those of you who didn't know, we're going to be selling merchandise soon, and all the money will go to two different charities.
So after much consideration, because this REALLY means a lot to us, we've decided on two charities. We'll be giving the money to the charities every six months.The two charities that we have chosen are...The American Diabetes AssociationMake A Wish FoundationWe're extremely excited for this, but to make this all happen, we need YOUR help!Tell ALL your friends about us, and tell us what you want to see on our t-shirts and other merchandise.Any ideas that you have can be messaged to us!Thank you SO much for all your support! We ALL appreciate it SO much!!!!
The Jonas Brothers
Videos
FAKE JONAS BROTHERS INTERVIEW
Who are you guys really? What are your names and how old are you?
Fake Joe: You can find my name if you look for it. I'm 28.
Fake Nick: My name's Jeremy. I'm 23.
Fake Kevin: I'm Bode. 26.
Fake Joe, are you really married?
Fake Joe: Yes.
I waited for her to come
She won't break my heart
Cause I know she's from Australia
She is so beautiful
She's my dream girl
Fake Brothers, did you realize that the Jonas Brothers actually have brown hair, NOT black hair?
Fake Kevin: What?!
Do you guys really, truly love the Jonas Brothers? What are your favorite songs?
Fake Joe: With all of our hearts. But I don't know any of their songs so it's hard to pick a favorite.
Fake Nick: The Jonas who? Where's my grey v-neck?
Fake Kevin: S.O.S. 4ever. Vote on TRL.
Do you guys play musical instruments?
Fake Joe: I play guitar. For real.
Fake Nick: I play drums. For real.
Fake Kevin: I play piano. Mostly Ben Folds stuff…but I always wear a fedora when I play.
What gave you this idea to dress up as the Jonas Brothers?
Fake Joe: We all go to a church in Dallas called Watermark and we serve with the Junior High and High School groups. We thought they would think it was funny to see us making fools of ourselves on video.
Fake Nick: It was just for fun.
Fake Kevin: Fake Joe made me do it.
How much do you know about the Jonas Brothers for reals?
Fake Joe: One of their songs says "Hold On"
Fake Nick: I think after it says "Hold On"…it says "Hold On" again.
Fake Kevin: I'm pretty sure they're brothers. I'm learning about "getting Crunk"
Is there a Fake Frankie Jonas?
Fake Joe: Yeah, there was but that's kind of a sensitive topic.
Fake Nick: We don't like to talk about that any more.
Fake Kevin: God rest his little soul.
Is there a fake Gregory Garbo, Jack Lawless, & John Taylor?
Fake Joe: No.
Fake Nick: No.
Fake Kevin: Yes. I think. Right guys?
Fake Joe: Shut up Fake Kevin.
Do you even know who the above were?
Fake Joe: Greg Garbo plays bass and is married to Greta Garbo (look it up)
Fake Nick: Jack Lawless is on 24.
Fake Kevin: John Taylor sings "Fire and Rain"
Do you guys have an official Fake JB Myspace?
Fake Joe: No but there's a Street Team and a Fan Club myspace.
Fake Nick: What is Myspace?
Fake Kevin: There's a facebook group.
Do you think you three are going to travel where ever the real jonas brothers are, so you can be the fake jonas brothers in different cities?
Fake Joe: I will travel anywhere, anytime just to be close to the Jonas Brothers (if you pay me one-million dollars)
Fake Nick: The Jonas who?
Fake Kevin: We would but we would totally get poned by the real Jonas Brothers!
Have you ever met the real jonas brothers?
Fake Joe: No, but we met their head of security and almost pooped our pants.
Fake Nick: I didn't poop my pants.
Fake Kevin: I peed a little. Just a few drops, I swear.
What does your family think of all of this?
Fake Joe: My wife thinks I'm stupid. My 3 month old son seems to think it's hilarious.
Fake Nick: I'm not sure if the fake death certificate they sent me with my name on it has anything to do with this or not.
Fake Kevin: My family moves around a lot to avoid me. I spend most of my Christmases at Kentucky Fried Chicken breaking in and eating discarded biscuits.
What's the weirdest dream you ever had?
Fake Joe: Easy. I looked in the mirror and the real Joe Jonas was looking back at me. I reached out to give him a friendly high five and he lunged forward and started strangling me. Then, just as I was about to expire, he morphed into an electric guitar and I composed a sweet lick and rocked the city on his eyebrows.
Fake Nick: One time I dreamt that I ran out of v-neck tshirts. I've never been so scared. It was one of those dreams where you scream and nothing comes out.
Fake Kevin: A huge straw came in the door of my bedroom and was trying to suck me up into it. It must have thought that I was some sort of orange soda…I don't know if it was Fanta or Shasta but it definitely wasn't Minute Maid.
I bet you're singing that "Wanna Fanta…Don't you wanna Fanta" jingle in your head right now. Busted! You just got poned!
Which Spice Girl are you?
Fake Joe: Clay Aiken.
Fake Nick: Jonas Who?
Fake Kevin: Fake Kevin Spice.
BSB or NSync?
Fake Joe: I'm not falling for that trap!
Fake Nick: Mariah Carey with Boyz II Men duet (look it up)
Fake Kevin: Michael Jackson and the Jackson 5 dominate all boy bands. All bands period for that matter. You just got poned again.
How does fake joe do his hair?
Fake Joe: It's a wig.
Fake Nick: What?
Fake Kevin: What?!
Who takes the longest to get ready?
Fake Joe: Definitely Fake Kevin.
Fake Nick: Fake Kevin.
Fake Kevin: Come on guys…my wig is so hard to manage. My wig sucks.
Is there a song called Fake S.O.S? And could you sing it and put it on YouTube?
Fake Kevin: No. Yes. I don't know. IDK. Maybe.
Fake Joe: Actually, we're working on a Fake JB song right now and a world premiere video that should be ready in January of 2008.
Fake Nick: What's a YouTube?
What would be your favorite place to meet Jonas fans?
Fake Joe: I would love to get recognized in a public place. Like the mall or a street corner or an Limited Too store.
Fake Nick: My dream has always been to be featured on the Ellen Degeneres show. If anyone knows Ellen, hook me up! I would love to meet Ellen, if she was a fan of the Fake Jonas Brothers.
Fake Kevin: Lake Kabetogama in Minnesota. On a fishing boat. Candles lit. John Taylor music playing in the background.
Who is your favorite singer/artist?
Fake Joe: Steven Curtis Chapman. Look it up.
Fake Nick: Ellen Degeneres or Coldplay. It's a tie. Don't make me decide.
Fake Kevin: Ben Folds.
Chocolate or peanut butter?
Fake Joe: Dark Chocolate… Ghirardelli
Fake Nick: Jelly.
Fake Kevin: Reeses. The best of both worlds. Suckers…you got poned! Pone 3!!!
Did you ever wear you shirt tucked inside your underwear?
Fake Joe: Only that one time in my wedding.
Fake Nick: Crew neck tshirt, yes. V-neck tshirt, no.
Fake Kevin: 3.5 times.
How do you feel about the screaming girls that are all over you?
Fake Joe: Like there is a pack of wolves tearing me in a thousand directions. I want to tame the wolves and make them into friendly pets, but all they want is a piece of me. I wouldn't mind letting them tear off a little but I know they won't stop until I'm dead. Maybe I should make some popsicles out of blood with a knife in the middle. That way the wolves would all lick themselves to death on the knife popsicles.
Fake Nick: Has anyone seen my grey v-neck?
Fake Kevin: I feel used…like one of Nick's grey v-necks. Pone city!!!
Street Team Members
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