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Aut Tristan, Aut Nihil

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About Me



To say that I am humble is a gross understatement.
I say something to that effect in every about me i write.
I think mostly because it's expected of me.
In all honesty though It's very true.
Whatever.
I also like the cars that go boom.

My Interests

I'm into Lounging

I'd like to meet:

Either Future me or past me

for obvious reasons

Music:

Beethoven, Frank Zappa, Cherry Popping Daddies, Grateful Deadcenter, John Prine, Billy Joel, Tonio K, Blues Traveler, Proffesor Longhair, Big Bopper, Don Mclain, Johnny Cash, Crash Test Dummies, Dead Kennedys, Various others

Books:

Scifi, Fantasy, Espionage

but i'll read anything with a decent plot

Heroes:



Man Of The Forest

My Blog

The conclusion i have reached

Some of you well lets be honest most of you annoy the shit out of me and when i shout "Burn in hell" or something of that ilk at you in the hall  it's because I don't like you not because i thin...
Posted by Aut Tristan, Aut Nihil on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:47:00 PST

Friend Blog

THIS IS MY FRIEND BLOG1.You and i are really close. I'll never forget the night we fended off a Russian terorist attack with nothing but sharpened sticks and rock.2. I met you once. You gave me Herpes...
Posted by Aut Tristan, Aut Nihil on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:14:00 PST

Poem

A poem i wroteI live in a hole This deep dark place in my soul And evil and strife pass me by And I sit in my hole And am glad of the shelter it provides I speak to no one I utter no word And...
Posted by Aut Tristan, Aut Nihil on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:45:00 PST

Jesus Died

So recently I saw this Bulletin And it kinda made me made"I bet that 97% of you wont repost this!! When Jesus died on the cross he was thinking of you! If you are one of the 3% who will stand up for ...
Posted by Aut Tristan, Aut Nihil on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:20:00 PST

Death Takes A Number

Roland Looked with animosity at the Paper slip in his handWhy the animosity you may askWell Roland was going to get his license renewed and He had Taken a numberHis number was 543The small Digital Rea...
Posted by Aut Tristan, Aut Nihil on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:55:00 PST

SUPER COOL REFUSAL SKILLS SKIT

REFUSALS SKIT BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO COCAINE Narrator: It's a Cold February evening. A College Student Jane has requested that her parents come and pick her up from her dorm two hours away. The ...
Posted by Aut Tristan, Aut Nihil on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:30:00 PST

Do you guys

Think It's bad That whenever.Anyone says "WHEN WILL I EVER USE THIS" That I'm in a crummy mood for the rest of the dayAnd by Crummy I don't mean like kinda mad i mean like really Am pissedLike Two day...
Posted by Aut Tristan, Aut Nihil on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:37:00 PST

Refusal Skit By:TRISTAN

ENITITLED SAYING NOThis message brought to you The catholic ChurchASHLEY: Hey Suzie Hows it going. We missed you in church last week. Were you sick. We didn't know but we prayed for you anyways.Suzie:...
Posted by Aut Tristan, Aut Nihil on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:34:00 PST

I have an issue with

Many things As those of you who know me are completely aware ofBut at this moment I'm choosing to Blog aboutBoys who are so wrapped up in their Macho BullshitDo they realize that they are still boysbe...
Posted by Aut Tristan, Aut Nihil on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:16:00 PST

Did you guys ever play

Hot Lava Monster On the Playground duringReccesI'm convinced that Hot lava monster is a phenomena seen nowhere else in our worldBecause the thing is no one taught anybody hot lava monsterIts just a ga...
Posted by Aut Tristan, Aut Nihil on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:10:00 PST