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[h.a.y.l.z]

Attention profile viewers: Testicles. That is all.

About Me

I'm 20. I work at Sunglass Worx and Bright Eyes at Browns Plains. It isn't the most exciting, but it's not bad either. I currently have my application in to join the Air Force. We will se how far I get with that! Depending on whether I get in, I may or may not go back to uni next year. If I do, I will be doing Bachelor of Psychological Science. If you want to know anything else have a look in the sections at the left or just ask. :)Read my VisualDNA ™ Get your own VisualDNA™

My Interests

Cooking, going to the gym, reading, doing puzzles, psychology, forensics, web design, music, movies, and many other random things.

I'd like to meet:

Usually anyone, but I'm sick of people adding me to their friends and never commenting or messaging, so I have cut down my friends list to only people who I know in person, or have in the past, and people who actually contact me. And I'm not accepting any randoms adding me UNLESS they contact me first, which they never do anyway.

Music:

I like most kinds of music, except rap or country.

Movies:

The genres I like are comedy, thriller, action, animation, adventure, sci-fi, and fantasy. Among my favourite movies are Zoolander, Ace Ventura, Center Stage, Harry Potter series, LOTR, Hoodwinked, Saw, Pirates of the Carribean, and many more.

Television:

The Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead, Family Guy, Ren and Stimpy, SVU, House, American Dad, Futurama, Cops, Medium, NCIS, Stargate.

Books:

Harry Potter, Eragon, Girl Interrupted, Flowers In the Attic, and anything by Virginia Andrews.

Heroes:

My family, friends, and Greg

My Blog

flies

Oh I'm annoyed. Yesterday all these weird big flies got into our house somehow, and whenever I swatted one, another would take its place. I've swatted 5 or 6 already, including one I found this mornin...
Posted by [h.a.y.l.z] on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:12:00 PST

<7>

Here's how it works: Someone writes a blog with seven weird/random facts about him/herself. Then, at the end of the blog, he/she tags seven people by listing their names. These people then need to wri...
Posted by [h.a.y.l.z] on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:41:00 PST

My Little Blonde Moment

Oh my god. I'm surprised I am still alive and breathing. On the bus to work today we sat behind this guy with the most horrendous B.O my nose has ever endured. My god. Actually originally I thought it...
Posted by [h.a.y.l.z] on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:19:00 PST

Yes, I am bored. How did you know?

Introduce yourself:Hi I am Hayley. I like doing puzzles in Take 5 magazine. I am also interested in psychology, criminology, biology, forensics, and television. I like to watch Stargate and Family Guy...
Posted by [h.a.y.l.z] on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:59:00 PST

My Names! Courtesy of teh Angie :)

MY TEN NAMES..Do it its funny..1.YOUR REAL NAME:Hayley2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle)Haylizzle3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal):Purple Monkey4. YOUR SOAP...
Posted by [h.a.y.l.z] on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:39:00 PST

The big move up.

Well I finally got up to Queensland for good, after thouroughly procrastinating for about 6 months. Currently residing in Annerley, Brisbane. But more about that later. Last Friday we set off at abou...
Posted by [h.a.y.l.z] on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 04:54:00 PST

Ever wanted to know everything about me?

Didn't think so.. that's why I'm putting this information here anyway. Oh and also coz I'm bored. *~*~Info about you~*~* Full Name: Hayley A K. I hate putting my full name on the net lol.&nb...
Posted by [h.a.y.l.z] on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 06:45:00 PST

candy from a bunny's ass

Ahh well I'm feeling like a real pig today. I've been eating us out of house and home tonight. It's like midnight and I just had a bowl of icecream and an apricot, and ive been grazing all day prior t...
Posted by [h.a.y.l.z] on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 05:35:00 PST

exciting things like my cyst, and rhubarb crumble

I really do not think it was a good idea to attempt to squeeze the cyst on my shoulder just then. Now its all red and looks worse. I really should get it lanced some time when I'm not feeling like a h...
Posted by [h.a.y.l.z] on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 09:23:00 PST

Mooroolbark Coles is really suspicious.

A couple of things happened today which were just way too screwed not to write in here. Strangely enough, they both happened while I was at Coles! Everyone stay away from Mooroolbark Coles, coz i...
Posted by [h.a.y.l.z] on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 02:46:00 PST