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Johnson

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About Me



-ROMPER STOMPER-

If I got your back then you best have mine
When it goes down lay it on the line
Die for you, well that's just fine
Just let me know, don't waste my time
Friends I have - one reason to die
What we got, we will get by
No matter where we are, stand'n side by side
We walk on through with our heads held high


For God's sake, if you know what mileage your car gets or who has the best deal on patio furniture, it's time to stop micro waving your testicles or whatever it is you do to sterilize them. Look above you. There are stars in the heavens above. Look around you. There are trees, mountains, and rivers to explore, women to fuck, adventures to be had. Screw your car's mileage.
-TC


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My Blog

Why-oh-why? By TMuscle

In the beginning, there was Abby. Abby begat Ann, and Ann begat Judith, and Judith begat Amy, and Amy begat a whole slew of other advice columnists. One of the latest to be begotten is Carolyn H...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 09:33:00 GMT

Where it Rains Doughnuts and Boobs

I work out in a strange little gym. Even though I've been a member for over ten years, I can't even tell you the name of the place. It's not necessarily that I'm oblivious to my surroundings; it's j...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 19:36:00 GMT

The Teabagging Equation

Written by TCThe following is what I hope to be presenting to the Academy next year in Sweden (it involves some high-level math, but you should be able to stay with me if you're at least somewhat we...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 19:07:00 GMT

The Ah Ha moment

I was talking to a couple of my friends the other day and something came up. Something we usually dont talk about because its kind of a weird topic. What makes a man, a man. The things that were being...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:19:00 GMT

Luck is for losers

Luck has nothing to do with it. How many people do you know who "lucked" into a muscular physique or a big deadlift? How many fat people have lucked into getting lean? How many skinny guys have accide...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 19:57:00 GMT

Car Chases

Sometimes it's like a car chase. You watch for so long but in the end you know that the poor sap driving the car is going to get caught. It's kind of like certain situations in life. No matter how lon...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 03:01:00 GMT

My strive...

People often ask if my goal in training is to look swole or have muscles that rip shirts and all that. You know what i tell them...It's so i can look bad ass. It's not about how functional my muscles ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 02:37:00 GMT

I didnt believe CT...

Earlier today i saw an old friend that i havent seen in probably a good year. We started shooting the shit and after a while into the conversation we started talking about working out. He said somethi...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 22:02:00 GMT

New Gym Rules....or should be rules

1. If somebody is holding 120lb dumbbells in both hands, no talking to him is allowed or you may get a dumbbell dropped on your foot... purposely.2. If i have 4 plates on an olympic bar, please dont a...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:04:00 GMT