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Where do I start...My name is James but my friends call me Jim. I'm 19 years old, Jersey born and raised. I'm a sophomore at Lock Haven University majoring in Communications and German. I'm a party animal that knows how to have a good time. I love sports, rock climbing, working out and keeping in shape, SPOONING!!!, hanging out and traveling. I am a DJ and it is by far the greatest job you could have. I mean you get paid to play music, party, have fun and meet people. Plus tips...yea, it's the life. This past summer I went over to Europe and I got to play TAPS at Omaha Beach, Normandy. If that's not the coolest thing that someone can possibly do in their lifetime...well here's my balls, suck them. I'm definitely a hopeless romantic and proud of it. I am a VERY jealous guy. Too many bad relationships with girls that made me skeptical of trust. But my girlfriend proves that not all girls are untrustworthy. I'm majoring in communications and plan on trying my luck out in LA after college. I either wanna get into the Film Industry or do something with advertising and marketing. Haven't decided that and I'm starting my sophomore year of college. Probably should get on that huh. I have an amazing girlfriend Shannon, and she's my everything and she makes me so happy. One thing that I hate more than anything in this world...CLOWNS. They scare me. I don't like them, actually, I hate them especially if they talk, laugh, plot the deaths of people, make balloon animals, have bad teeth and ride a tricycle. That's all I'll tell you for now, the rest you'll have to find out on your own.
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Name: Jim Blankenfeld
Birthday: 4/18/87
Birthplace: Denville, NJ
Current Location: Lock Haven, PA
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: German, Italian, Scottish, Swedish, Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: My K-Swiss
Your Weakness: Victoria and her secret, and girls that can dance
Your Fears: Drowning, Feet, Clowns
Your Perfect Pizza: Extra CHEESE!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not regret anything I do
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "not much"
Thoughts First Waking Up: How much I love Shannon Samanka
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes, smile, my arms and my stomach
Your Bedtime: Whenever I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Having those bullshit nights doing absolutely nothing with the coolest people on earth.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonald's
Single or Group Dates: Either or...as long as it's a fun time
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: Does a bear shit in the woods?
Do you Sing: Only in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: I am right now to the most beautiful girl I know
Do you want to go to College: Already there
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Depends
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only fuckin' a fat chick
Do you think you are Attractive: Yea, not to sound modest or anything, but yea that's what I've been told
Are you a Health Freak: Umm...do potato chips and soda count???
Do you get along with your Parents: Only when they're not bitching at me
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yea, I love them
Do you play an Instrument: Trumpet, "This one time at band camp..."
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Haha
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only advil
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yea, Shannon and I went out and tore up Lock Haven
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Negative
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yea the whole thing and then some
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yea...in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Honestly, do I look like a thief?
Ever been Drunk: Well I'd be lying if I said no
Ever been called a Tease: Yea on maybe more than one occasion
Ever been Beaten up: Only once...and she won
Ever Shoplifted: No, I don't feel like getting chased down by those fat old security guards
How do you want to Die: Whatever way God intends me to die
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Advertising Exec. or Public Relations Rep.
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany and Australia mate!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter, as long as they have hair
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: Skinnier than me
Best Clothing Style: Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Don't know, all downloaded
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Live life regretting nothing
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My Interests

I love my girlfriend and doing everything with her. I love playing sports, traveling, working out and keeping in shape, rock climbing, SPOONING definitely, popping BUBBLE WRAP, partying, hanging out with friends and just having a good time with no regrets. I love DJing so if you ever have a party or something, hit me up. Dane Cook is the shit, he's the man, and well he's just freakin funny as hell. He's my idol...I guess if I ever wanted to be a comedian.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who likes having a good time. They need to have a sense of humor and be outgoing. A good date always ends with neither person wanting the night to end and of course the perfect kiss. They have to like all types of music. They have to tolerate my friends and staying up late. Well I found that girl...Shannon Samanka. Sorry ladies. And Dane Cook, because he's pretty much the funniest guy on the face of this earth and he's the shit. Rachel McAdams, Katie Holmes, Jessica Alba, Ryan Reynolds, Jason Biggs cuz they pretty much kick some sweet ass.

You are a Slutcom 2, also known as the a lil' sleazy level of slutcom. You hook up with people on a semi-regular basis. You may hook up with random people sometimes, especially in a drunken stupor. How far you go will vary widely, but the options are more open and based on the heat of the moment. You hook up more than average, but that's OK.
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You Know You're From New Jersey When...
You've been seriously injured at Action Park.You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas.You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges."You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags."You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am.Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you.You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from.You know what a "jug handle" is.You know that a WaWa is a convenience store.You know that the state isn't all farmland.You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "The Shore," and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway" not "The Garden State Highway."You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree.Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs, and, you call it a "sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagy" or a "hero."You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials.You know how to properly negotiate a Circle.You knew that the last question had to do with driving.You know that "Acme" is an actual store, not just a Warner Bros creation.You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't require "New" to identify it (like, try ...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire (doesn't work, does it?).You know how to translate this conversation: "Jeet yet?" "No, Jew?"You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it "The City."You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food chain AND a fast food sandwich.You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a sacrilege.In the 80's you wore your hair REALLY high.You don't think "What exit" (do you live near?) is very funny.You know that the real first "strip shopping center" in the country is Route 22.You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton - that's for out-of-staters.The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local bar.You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town.You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall.You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesesteak with vinegar fries.You have a favorite Atlantic City casino.You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.Every year you have at least one kid in your class named Tony.You know the location of every clip shown in the Sopranos opening credits.You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and people from Central Jersey go to Belmar and people from South Jersey go to Wildwood.You weren't raised in New Jersey -- you were raised in either North Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey.You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the state.You remember the stores Korvette's, Two Guys, Rickel's, Channel, Bamberger's and Orbach's.You also remember Palisades Amusement Park.You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.You've never pumped your own gas.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from New Jersey.

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Music:

As of right now, my favorite bands include Fall Out Boy & The All-American Rejects, Yellowcard, Motion City Soundtrack & The Starting Line which are my top five favorite bands of all time. Something Corporate, Panic! At The Disco, Rascal Flatts, Keith Urban, The Postal Service, Dashboard, Dave Matthews, Sugarcult, Hellogoodbye, Hawthorne Heights, Kenny Chesney, From First To Last, New Found Glory, Midtown, Asteria, Deathcab For Cutie, Foo Fighters, My Chemical Romance, Three Days Grace, Offspring, Spitalfield, Shades Apart, Coheed & Cambria, AFI, Jimmy Eat World, Oleander, Sublime, 311, 3 Doors Down, Alter Bridge, Shinedown, Story Of The Year, Taking Back Sunday, Switchfoot, Dispatch, The Academy Is..., The Used, Thursday, Weezer, Wheatus, MxPx, Breaking Benjamin, Bowling For Soup, Coldplay, Modest Mouse, Senses Fail, Matchbook Romance, Amber Pacific, The Early November, Green Day, Blink 182, Third Eye Blind, Lifehouse, Unwritten Law, Say Anything, Saves The Day, American Hi-Fi, Beatles, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Boys Night Out..., Incubus, Maroon 5, Rookie of the Year, The Classic Crime, Paramore, A Change Of Pace, All Time Low, Escape The Fate, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rise Against and Brand New. I'm also a big fan of Broadway shows and musicals.
[Marital Status] I have an amazing girlfriend
[Shoe size] 13
[Parents still together] Yes
[Siblings] A younger brother, Brian
[Pets] A Golden named Montana
FAVORITES
[Color] Blue
[Number] 24
[Animal] Tiger
[Drinks] Water
[Soda] Dr. Pepper
[Book] I don't read
[Flower] Rose
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] No
[Twirl your hair?] No
[Have tattoos?] No
[Have Piercings?] No
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Sometimes...but SHHH
[Drink/Smoke?] Yes/No
[Like roller coasters?] Love them
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Sometimes
[Want more piercings?] Uhhhhhh
[Like cleaning?] Of course not...I'm a guy
[Write in cursive or print?] Print
[Own a web cam?] No
[Know how to drive?] Haha, if there's no curbs, then yes
[Own a cell phone?] Who doesn't
[Ever get off the damn computer?] When I'm forced to
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] No
[Considered a life of crime?] Can't say I have
[Considered being a hooker?] Well...I don't think so
[Lied to someone?] Yes
[Been in love?] I am right now to the most beautiful girl ever
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Yes
[Been in lust?] No
[Used someone] No
[Been used?] Yes
[Been cheated on?] I hope not...cheating is for scumbags
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Yeah...about that
[Stolen anything?] No
[Held a gun] Well, my arms everyday
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Just shorts
[Current mood] Happy as can be =)
[Current taste] My tongue???
[What you currently smell like] Cool Water
[Current hair] Messy
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Getting dressed so I can go out to dinner
[Current cd in stereo] Fall Out Boy
[Last book you read] Don't read
[Last movie you saw] American Wedding
[Last thing you ate] Cinnamon Rolls
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Shannon
[Do drugs?] Never
[Believe there is life on other planets?] No...only in Shannon's corn field
Remember your first love?] I do
[Still love him/her?] No
[Read the newspaper?] No
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Yea, a few
[Believe in miracles?] Sometimes
[Do well in school?] Average
[Wear hats] My black Penn State one
[Hate yourself?] No
[Have an obsession?] Eating and working out
[Collect anything?] DVDs and shot glasses
[Have a best friend?] Shannon Samanka, Alex Kaplan and Mikey Park
[Close friends?] LHU Crew and my Roxbury Crew
[Like your handwriting?] Yea, people say it's girly...I just say it's neat
[Care about looks] Sometimes...I mean who doesnt
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Heather
[First kiss] Kelly
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] No
[Do you believe in "the one?"] If I propose to her...then she's the one
[Are you a tease?] I try not to be...but hey sometimes it happens
[Too shy to make the first move?] I don't think so
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] All the time
[Bitch/Asshole] Only to people who deserve it
[sarcastic] Sometimes
[Angel] Sometimes
[Devil] Sometimes
[Shy] Very Shy at first
[Talkative] Yeah, haha

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Movies:

Super Troopers, Boondock Saints, Saving Private Ryan, Gladiator, Men of Honor, 10 Things I Hate About You, Coach Carter, Varsity Blues, Good Will Hunting, Armegeddon, Van Wilder, American Pie Trilogy, Dumb & Dumber, Old School, Ferris Bueller, Harold & Kumar, Eurotrip, European Vacation, Ladder 49, 40 Days and 40 Nights, Empire Records, Braveheart, Crash, Glory, Wrong Turn, Amityville Horror, Moulin Rouge, Rudy, Radio, JFK, Dogma, Halloween, The Godfather, Goodfellas, The Outsiders, Office Space, Tomcats, There's Something About Mary, Meet The Parents, Scarface, Pulp Fiction, Halloween, A League Of Their Own, Final Destination, Billy Madison, Napoleon Dynamite, Wedding Crashers, 40 Year Old Virgin, RENT, Anything with horror. Pretty much any movie that makes you have to piss your pants from laughing so hard will do just fine.

Television:

Fresh Prince, Family Guy, Wonder Years, Nip/Tuck, Laguna Beach, Real World, MacGuyver, Friends, The Man Show, South Park, Frasier, Scrubs, Sports, Whatever's on pretty much.
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Joey
You love being with the ladies/guys!!!!!!!!! You also love food!! Your an extremely sweet person, but be sure to call that person after you sleep with them!!

Books:

Books? Seriously who reads.MY Bestest Buddies...Fuck it, I was gonna put up pics but they all seemed to be too big, so I wrote them out. If you don't like that, then you're just gonna have to deal.Shady Crew...Kim, Maria and Chuck LHU Crew...Marceilla, Meg, Bitty, Evan, Nichole, Ashely, Charlie, Danielle, Stacy, Melissa, Ashley, Laurie, Gabby, Dane, Jeremy, Allie, Colin, 3rd Back Girls and Shannon My life is rated NC-17!

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Heroes:

I consider myself my hero. I mean what really is a hero? A fictional hero doesn't help anything. I mean I'm no Superman, if you shoot me in the fucking chestplate I bleed. A hero has to have all the qualities that makes them fit into what they believe. The qualities that make them live their lives to the fullest each and every day. Be patient and with time that hero in you will come out. In the words of John Barth, "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story."
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damn

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Shit

67%

bitch

67%

bastard

67%

Ass

50%

NO SWEARING AT ALL

33%

Hell

0%
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