Jon Jon Collins

Motorcycles vs. Girls* Motorcycles curves never sag. * Motorcycles last longer. * Motorcycles dont get pregnant. * You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the month. * Motorcycles dont have parents. * Motorcycles dont whine unless something is really wrong. * You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up. * You can share your Motorcycle with your friends. * If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it. * Motorcycles dont care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden. * Motorcycles dont care about how many other Motorcycles you have. * Motorcycles dont mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines. * If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it. * If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it. * If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks. * You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle. * You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents. * You dont have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle. * You dont have to convince your Motorcycle that youre a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals. * If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you dont have to apologize before you can ride it again. * You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it wont get sore. * Your parents dont remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it. * Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride. * Motorcycles dont insult you if you are a bad rider. * Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles. * Motorcycles dont care if you are late. * You dont have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle. * Its always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle. * If your Motorcycle doesnt look good, you can paint it or get better parts. * You cant get diseases from a Motorcycle you dont know very well.