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Jo

About Me

I'm essentially a classic rocker, if it's classic rock then I'm probably listening to it, but I can listen to some modern stuff as well. I think I'm quite honest with people, I talk a lot, I have the loudest, most evil laugh anyone has ever heard and I've always got a funny story to tell.I am a member of the Fatties. Fatty 1, Chaz, is our leader and is so loud and bouncy it's unbelievable. Fatty 2 is Kay, always makes me laugh and is there with a hug if you need one. We are turning lesbian and getting married next week. Fatty 3 is me. Fatty 4 is Em who is weird but her and Kay are my partners in crime. Then there's Fatty 5, Dave, who doesn't really do much. And doesn't like being called Dave.I don't really do much else, I write quite a bit of stuff, most of which is posted on the Internet and I have quite a biggish fanbase who follow my writings devoutly. I read quite a bit, mostly Terry Pratchett but I love loads of different things. I am, in short, pretty brilliant.Did english literature, english language and history at college. Love Mr W, english lit teacher, think Joe Barber is so groovy is unbelievable (and doesn't like being called 'sir'). I'm hoping to do english at university, go into teaching before becoming an author, selling loads of books and finally brainwashing the world. MyGen Profile Generator
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I'd like to meet:

Slash, Velvet Reolver in general, Johnny Depp, Terry Pratchett, David Tennant, Jeremy Irons, Tim Minchin, John Malchovich, Dylan Moran, Eddie Izzard, The cast of the American version of Whose Line is it Anyway because I love it, especially Ryan Stiles
You scored as Hedonism. Your life is guided by the principles of Hedonism: You believe that pleasure is a great, or the greatest, good; and you try to enjoy life?s pleasures as much as you can.

?Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!?

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Hedonism


75%

Apathy


75%

Strong Egoism


70%

Kantianism


55%

Justice (Fairness)


55%

Existentialism


55%

Utilitarianism


50%

Nihilism


35%

Divine Command


25%
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My Blog

Tim Minchin!!!

Just got back from watching Tim Minchin at the Glee Club in Birmingham. He's the first proper comedian I've been to see, and I can now officially say that a) he is amazing and b) Birmingham is BRILLIA...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:45:00 GMT

Gurgle

You Have No Idea How Truely Bored I Am . I've cleaned out my room, nailed my Jack Daniels thing to the wall, written in Chaz's Leaver's Book, wrote a CV, handed out said CV all over Bury, so...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 03:15:00 GMT

I'm....

Bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored I'm "revising" Bored bored bored bored bored bore bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:13:00 GMT

Leaver's Ball 2007

It was actually amazing. Though I started off panicking when the hairdresser said she "didn't have time to cut my hair" cos this stupid client started arsing about. Another hairdresser cut it though a...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:43:00 GMT

Fanfiction

I have abandoned my comedy in favour of slash. I don't know why. I don't really understand how. But it has happened.  
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:45:00 GMT

Old? Me!

A few days ago I was in the supermarket and this kid went past me and said "Look at that woman's shirt!" to its little friend. I felt so old it was unbelievable, I still considered myself a kid! ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:50:00 GMT

Mike's retirement plan

Hmm, Mike has based his entire retirement on my success as a writer, as I will send him large royalty cheques.... Why he believes he is going to get his mitts anywhere near my billions of pounds is be...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 13:51:00 GMT

Confuddled

Mr Weatherall prays for me for 15 minutes every night apparently. I don't know whether to be scared or pleased. Joe Barber talked to me today. I was pleased about that. Joe Barber screamed blue murder...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:18:00 GMT

woohoooo

I'm actually feeling quite inspirational at the min, though I can't actually see what I'm writing, but that's part of the fun Still can't believe Joe Barber had a go at Robert! And swore at him! Thou...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:25:00 GMT

ahhh

I'm bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Got bugger all else to do, my shoulder is hurting, and all I want to do is go to college. At least it's something to do for a bit. Though I wish Barbie hadn't mo...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:12:00 GMT