damnation! |
I've just spent hours* typing pages** of insightful and witty*** prose and the blogging thing won't blogging work!
*minutes
**a paragraph
***nonsensical piffle
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:06:00 GMT |
klepto |
so i found myself in my office last night around midnight pissed out of my head daring one of the other secretaries to smoke a fag in the toilets
the next thing i know i'm at my bosses f...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 02:56:00 GMT |
guilt |
so chris evans and davina whatserface just spent a few hours making me feel guilty (its the booze, it must be the booze) because there are thousands of people dying of AIDS in the world and hundreds o...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 14:46:00 GMT |
why? |
why does London transport grind to a halt at the first sniff of a snowflake?
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:33:00 GMT |
big bother |
i've not posted a blog in ages, but right now i feel i have something to say. would everybody please fuck off and stop giving jade goody a hard time. she is not a racist, she's just thick.
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:38:00 GMT |
truth goodness and beauty |
i've not been here for a very long time. the whole myspace thing is like a link to my past, which is a blur of pain and self loathing. some of it was fun but it soon wore off. t...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 09:06:00 GMT |
just click you're heels together... |
i am lots of different people
i have many different lives
they keep me from reality
they comfort me at night.
its everything i never wanted
its more and more of me
its less about fi...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 04:43:00 GMT |
made it! |
phew!
after a hideous journey i made it to london and the sanctuary of my lovely brother's lovely flat. have already been supplied with a few beers, the first i necked due to my inquenchable thirs...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 13:11:00 GMT |
why do i do it to myself?... |
because i am a tit.
with no self control.
tsssssssk.
ah well, nothing a bacon buttie and a cuppa T cant fix...
only half a day to go until a week of no work! briller...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:13:00 GMT |
grrr again... |
went to get my harry potter tickets at lunch, the bloody cinema is all shut and there's signs on the window saying "due to unforseen circumstances" blah blah blah.
so i decided to call the book...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 05:42:00 GMT |
