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Ronnie

Is that herpes or razor bumps?

About Me

Umm. I think that as I age I lose my mind more and more. I'm crazy, funny, shy, and fill in the blanks if you know me. Other than that I can't say too much. My kids are the love of my life and mean everything to me. I value my friendships with people especially from my teen years, Lord knows they influenced me more than anything else. Other than that I'm a boring piece of breathing cells.

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My Interests

My interest include: Reading (silly profiles), writing blogs(about real but off the wall stuff), volunteering (my body to women who want to use it), playing music (for free drinks), working out (to watch hotties at the gym), and Auburn Tiger football (War Eagle!!!!).

I'd like to meet:

Chewbaca. I think we have something in common.

Music:

Some of my favorite bands include: Tonic, Oasis, Staind, Seether, Sublime, Anthenaeum, Wheatus, The Murmurs, Queen, Lonestar, Blackhawk, Boyz II Men, KC and JoJo, Aventura, Maroon 5, Gavin Degraw, Musiq, Usher... the list could take days. But my favorite band and probably one of the most underrated bands in history is (drumroll).... Gin Blossoms

Movies:

Any of the American Pie movies. Forrest Gump, the greatest movie of all time. The Lion King because it makes me cry, damn you Scar. The Color Purple, because I like seeing the ugly side of Oprah.

Television:

Spongebob Squarepants. Fairy Oddparents, Blue's Clues, Justice League, The New Scooby Doo Adventures. I did say that I was a proud parent right? I love Joan of Arcadia too, I remember when Amer Tamblyn played Emily on General Hospital and in her room she had this kick ass Oasis poster (not that I ever watched General Hospital or anything)

Books:

I enjoy reading Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Maeve Binchy and J. K . Rowling, that's right I'm a Harry Potter fan.

Heroes:

My heroes are the few people who have stuck with me through the happiest and saddest times of my life: Lolly (for always being nice and kind), Shirley (the greatest mom I never had), Sharlon (the yin to my yang), Maria (the honest voice that tries to make me less of a loser), and Emily (the one who caused the change in my life). I love you guys dearly. But my biggest hero is Ethan, who gave my life a meaning.

My Blog

It Could Always Be Worse

That's it.  I'm done.  You guys think you have bad days, try having one like the one I had today.  We decided to show off to the Chief of Naval Operations of the Chinese Navy who was ch...
Posted by Ronnie on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:57:00 PST

Lesson 6: Two things that may freak you out in Japan

1. Climbing Mount Fuji - Who in the hell thought that it would be a good idea to climb a mountain?  I did.  I was stupid enough to say yes to a trip to climb Mount Fuji, the tallest mountain...
Posted by Ronnie on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:32:00 PST

Lesson 5: Be a good example

Being a parent is hard work I must say.  You always worry that youre doing the wrong thing.  Ive even found that having a kid makes you strive to be more perfect than you really are.  C...
Posted by Ronnie on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 07:58:00 PST

Lesson 4: The Perfect Woman

I like women.  I like women alot.   But there are traits about some women that you must be aware of.  Listed below are hints to help you find the perfect woman. 1.  To begin y...
Posted by Ronnie on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 10:46:00 PST

Lesson Three: Love Your Kids

 Kids are the funniest things.  I have a 4 yr old and I watched him playing with a 3 yr old and it was one of the craziest conversation that I'd heard in awhile. It started when my son ...
Posted by Ronnie on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 01:30:00 PST

Lesson Two: Bathroom Etiquette

Its been awhile since Ive written a blog.  I hope you enjoy this one. What kind of world is it when you cant shit in peace.  Right now Im going to tell you about some of my pet peeves wh...
Posted by Ronnie on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 07:48:00 PST

Leeson 1: Queaf or fart?

Disclaimer:  If you love me then don't read this because I think that this is going to be some off the wall shit that may disturb a few people.  I'm dying of laughter just thinkin...
Posted by Ronnie on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 05:20:00 PST

My trip to first grade

Yesterday I volunteered to read a story to a first grade class at the local elementary school in order to help promote Red Ribbon Week.  I was nervous to say the least, and the little rascal...
Posted by Ronnie on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 06:20:00 PST

My Ode to Beer and Tequila

O beer.  Why do you maketh me sin.  Why do you tempt me with your shapely body.  Sometimes you're brown, clear, or green.  It doesn't matter to me though, because I ...
Posted by Ronnie on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 08:03:00 PST

I cannot believe she said this

It's been over 24 hours since I heard what I am about to speak about and I'm still fuming inside.  But I can't just jump into a story like this though, I have to give you a little bit o...
Posted by Ronnie on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 07:36:00 PST