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JENKO

WE CANT STOP HERE.... THIS IS BAT COUNTRY

About Me

Hello fellow myspace groupies/smackies. My name is Trent Jenkins and i was born and raised by a pack of albino midgets on the Gold Coast in queensland. I live in mermaid beach and enjoy rollerblading naked and getting sack wacked with crow bars. I also enjoy copping columbain steamers and bolivian gravel rashes (ouch). I dislike hot girls (eeww) and fun parties. When I grow up i want to be a professional licorice twister or a snorkel bender. I know its unlikely but i can dream. If anyone out there knows anyone who enjoys mozambique mudpies give me a shout and ill be there. I am gentle for first timers. AAight

My Interests

hiding cats in cupboards.(try it) covering dogs with vegimite. (so tasty) putting turtles on there back. (funny) watching people getting injured.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes to do the no pants dance. kidding, but not really and People who de-shell armadillows for a living. Please teach me. I am a hard worker and only need one break per day.
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Music:

MYLO ,Sneaky Sound system, KID KENOBI,Free form five, benassi,steve angelo,moby,basment jaxx,Carl Cox, Ferry Corsten, Felix Da Housecat, LTJ Bukem & MC Conrad, Tom Novy, Fedde Le Grand, Josh Wink, Princess Superstar, The Egg, Sander Van Doorn, Rex the Dog, Joachim Garraud, Falcon, Serge Santiago , Sebastien Leger, Midnight Juggernauts, TV Rock, Riot in Belgium, Bang Gang, John Course, Dirty South, Goodwill

Movies:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF- THE SURVEY by theused123
Name: TRENT JENKINS
Age: 20
Sex: YES PLEASE
Birthday: ONCE A YEAR
Birthplace: GOLD COAST
Current Location: ON THE COMPUTER
School: ALL SAINTS
Height: 2 FT 7 INCHES
Shoe Size: 10
Eye Color: BLUE
Hair Color: BROWN
Skin Type: SCALEY
Single?: NO
Do you Smoke?: ONLY THE POLE
Do you do Drugs?: ONLY ON WEEKENDS
Do you Drink?: YES
How many pairs of shoes do you own?: 4
MCDonalds or Burger King?: HUNGRIES BITCH
Pepsi or Coke?: PINGERS AND COKE
Favorite Sport?: POCKET MARBLES
Do you Sing?: YES
Chocolate or Vanilla?: TOP DECK
Do you shower daily?: IF I FEEL LIKE A DIRTY BOY
Do you want to get married?: YES
Do you want to have kids?: YES
Do you get sea sick?: NO
Do you believe in yourself?: YES
Do you like thunderstorms?: YEP
Are you a health freak?: FARK NO
Do you get along with your parents?: YES
Do you play an instrument?: JAZZ FLUTE
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of CDs I own: DONT KNOW
Style: PIMP
Pets: GERBAL
Number of Sibblings: 1 SISTER
What would you like to get pierced?: KNOB
Have you ever stolen from a store?: LOLLIES AT KMART
Have you ever been kicked out of a store?: NO
Have you ever stolen from your friends?: NO
Have you ever beat someone up?: YES
Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?: YES BUT HE DOESNT KNOW
Have you ever turned down a dare?: YES
Have you ever kissed a boy?: NO
Own a stuffed animal?: A TEDDY
What grade are you in?: PURPLE BELT
Right or Left Handed?: DEPENDS
Have you ever broken any bones?: HAND AND ANCLE
Have you ever been stabbed/shot?: BOTH, WHEN I WAS IN L.A
Have you ever stayed up all night?: SUMMERFIELDAYZE
Do you think your attractive?: IM A RIG LOL
Who is your funniest friend?: ALL OF THEM
Prettiest Friend?: BRUCE
Weirdest Friend?: THERE ALL FREAKS
Do you work?: CARPENTER
Do you get good grades in school?: NOT REALLY
Number of Past Regrets: 100000000000000
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Television:


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Heroes:

My grandmothers uncles second cousins brother in law. Absolute champ.

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Posted by JENKO on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 11:22:00 PST