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chronic rivercide... the real RC

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Go ahead and say what yer fuckin thinkin... i'm a loser and no one will ever love me.i'm that stupid fat ugly single guy who keeps buggin ya, and i'm the most selfish asshole you'll ever wish you never met. if i try to talk to ya, tell me you have a boyfriend even if you don't. i've been stuck in the 80's for so long that they actually came back and i spent the whole time sittin on my couch drinkin beer, smokin stress, belching my name, and fartin the most noxous shit you've ever smelt.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

NOBODY!!but i'll fuck bitches who have low self confidence so i can insult them to make mine a little better temporarily, or who like to get smacked without givin me any lip and then take it up the ass. sluts who think takin a cumshot in the face is degrading. stupid cunts who think jesus is god. and whores who absolutely hate sarcasm.

My Blog

Fun weekend

It was a fun, lazy weekend for me...Friday I tried to conjure Cleaning Dave by drinking,but instead I awoke the spirit of Lazy David, who also likes drinking.And Saturday was awesome, just hanging out...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 22:14:00 GMT

ch ch ch changes

I had the kickingest assest weekend and I am worn out.but I realized when I was aked the question about how I have changed,I never really answered it, so heres what led up to it and why I feel differe...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 20:37:00 GMT

It was worth it

So I took the week off to study for the tests...I got denied the chance to take em at the very last minute, so I'll have to wait another year for that self-induced torture.  Anyhew, I saw the per...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:39:00 GMT

GODAMMIT!

I got a letter today from the Board for AGeologists and Geophysicists.  I had applied for the PG certification several months agothey accepted it after an old boss tweaked the time to make my exp...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 20:50:00 GMT

I'm so helpless

I forgot my cell phone and my work cell this morning,now I'm communicationless until I get home after 9 tonight (bummin)sometimes I wonder if I could exchange my brain for one that works better in the...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:19:00 GMT

Back to Woik Sheee...

Well its not even 7 yet but I gotta hand it to the 6:00 traffic,way to keep it movingI want to say that this was a great weekendI'm glad I brought someone's phone back to you when I didThat set the to...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:46:00 GMT

Awesome MothaFuckin Sunset

This was the best godamn weather for a bike ride this evening, the wind was gettin strong but just rightthe sky above the mountains to the north and east were rose colored,while the west was an unsett...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:21:00 GMT

The Storm Sibsided...

We stood in the rain as the clouds gatheredAnd soon the storm was upon usbut just as it came, it leftits last rain flooded to the surface and into the riversand with its last dying breath as loud as t...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 16:30:00 GMT

I am a myspace addict!

Is there a term on Urban Dictionary for the MySpace personality type?How many of us came home from work today and got right on it?Hell, I even logged on before firing up a bowl, how wierd is that?I wa...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 17:32:00 GMT

VD

Happy VD to all!it's that time of the year so many times before I've dreadedbut now I'm finding myself not hating it anymore...Now there is someone very special,and we have become such good friends an...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 17:15:00 GMT