why i hate gyms |
I can't wait to workout today! I'm going to do Chest & Biceps, actually I think I'll do Tris and Lats, or maybe Legs and Abs. Fuck it! I'm lifting everything! I'll do 16 sets of everything today. ...
Posted by timothy on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:23:00 PST |
I realize I look like Leo and Cary Grant, but I take offense at John Woo |
http://www.myheritage.com...
Posted by timothy on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:46:00 PST |
to the new baggers at snb |
Okay, dude, I admire your whole endeavor here, but I can't handle this shit any longer. The job description probably read something like, "Put things in bags," and at first glance, I would have consid...
Posted by timothy on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 05:35:00 PST |
the gayest (pink) and most manly (gray) things of all time |
Expensive Clothes
Shirts and Skins
Bunk Beds
Being Color Blind
Disney World
Thinking About Surviving a Natural Disaster
Drinking Hot Tea
Explosions
Ironing
Carving the Turkey
Non-H...
Posted by timothy on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:45:00 PST |
A necessary blog about naming your kids |
I was on Myspace a little ago, and no shit, I saw a girl who spells her name Britni. Britni! Can you fucking imagine!? I mean, how many ways can you spell that? Every time I am looking for strangers t...
Posted by timothy on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:40:00 PST |
From now on, this is me. |
Face it. There are so many moments in your life that you seriously contemplating saying whats truly on your mind, but dont. Why? Because you have been programmed since birth to acquiesce to certain no...
Posted by timothy on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 03:22:00 PST |
Rules for young men to live by. |
Never buy cocaine from a guy who drives a shittier car than you do. It's okay to buy the cheap shit (meth, weed, crack...) from a guy with a crappy car, but not the good shit. When you're about t...
Posted by timothy on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 02:21:00 PST |
What's up, guy at the Willow Grove Barnes&Noble Starbucks? |
Because, goddam it, I want to know! When I said Whats up? to you in the elevator ten minutes ago, I certainly didnt mean Whats up? as a convenient and all-but-universally acknowledged euphemism for I ...
Posted by timothy on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:17:00 PST |
A letter to my body. |
Dear Body,I cant tell you how profoundly disappointed I am in you. I know that I have neglected you a little over the past few years, but Ive been really busy. And lets not pretend that you arent just...
Posted by timothy on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 02:10:00 PST |
I will never buy lunch on my break again. |
Listen, bitch, I know you cant hear me calling you a heinous cum-dumpster under my breatheven though youre so close to me that you're practically giving me a reach-around. If you put that phone away a...
Posted by timothy on Mon, 22 May 2006 01:28:00 PST |
