I'd like to meet:
SHOVEL MAN!!! *PING!!!*
I wanted to rule the world once, but I was distracted by something sparkly. -- ???
If I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. -- ???
It takes 26 muscles to smile, 62 to frown, and only 4 to raise one's middle finger. -- ???
"If life gives you lemons, throw them back an' say, " MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN LEMONADE!" - BarryChoppa
Assuming makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me". -- ???
Imagination is more important than knowledge... -- Albert Einstein
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -- Albert Einstein
The important thing is to never stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries to merely comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity. -- Albert Einstein
The most beautiful thing we can experience is mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. -- Albert Einstein
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is all comprehensible. -- Albert Einstein
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler. -- Albert Einstein
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -- Albert Einstein
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -- Albert Einstein
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein
If 'A' is success in life, then 'A' equals 'x' plus 'y' plus 'z'. Work is 'x'; 'y' is play; and 'z' is keeping your mouth shut. -- Albert Einstein
One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
The visionary lies to himself, the lair only to others. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
We are always in our own company. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it a hostage situation? -- ???
"I don't wanna face my fears! I'm afraid of them!" -- Spongebob (Shocking, I know)