The Dinner Party |
I had a dinner party the other night. I guess some people dont get that when you put the Evite setting for guests at 2 max per person, you mean please dont bring your whole posse and one bottl...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 18:37:00 GMT |
Oh, the Incense Lady |
Okay - this Incense Lady is out of control! First of all - this shit smells like high school locker room soap. Secondly - how many times have I almost lost a foot, let alone a toe, by her ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 01:53:00 GMT |
Being Eyed at A Different Light Bookstore |
I love it when I to go to A Different Light Bookstore and guys are giving me the eye and following me around from section to section.
I like to go to the humor section, pick something out to read and ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 01:42:00 GMT |
Madonna and George Michael Karaoke |
Stop singing Madonna and George Michael at karaoke like you can. Sing Tom Jones. He's a joke and so are you.
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 21:24:00 GMT |
Dancing at Rage |
Okay, dancing at Rage in your little undies that show off what you don't have in your little fronties just cries out tragic.
Tra-gic.
Who said dancing in tighty-whities showing off your miniature "thu...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 20:47:00 GMT |
Chicken Chutney |
This isn't Chicken fuckin' Chutney! Cut off my pinky finger and cut it up and that's more meat than what's in this shit.
Okay, I love the pizza at Greenwich Villiage Pizza...but this...this...
T...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 20:44:00 GMT |
Can I get a wha'-wha' for Gabe Lopez? |
What's with this Gabe Lopez producing and writing for other people? Sexy M.F. drops some hot shit and his own shit be tight. He needs to pay more attention to himself, though.
Ain't no jok...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 21:13:00 GMT |
Anger-unmanaged Hot Latin |
So, there's this anger-unmanaged hot latin that's roaming around WeHo. He loves to hit people. Oh, he does. Is he hot? Fuck yeah! Problem - think of him as the love child...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 21:08:00 GMT |
Jim Verraros |
Aw, hell no!
This fuckin' Jim Verraros shit be tight! Why it's not playin' on KIIS-FM is beyond my not-so-tight ass. I'd eat this shit up. In fact - I am.
Nellies and jocks better ju...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:51:00 GMT |
Ex-Britney Dancer |
Oh, if I had a haypenny for every time this EX-Britney dancer picked up on one of my friends...I'd have enough money to buy him some classes in manners and tact.
So, you danced for Britney?!?! W...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:01:00 GMT |
