I'm the wine in your grapevine, I'm the cute chick in your new flick, I'm the first dirty joke that Martha ever wrote, I'm just a phaze if your not really crazy. But really, wild streak aside, I love music, art, and foriegn men. Colin Farrell mainly. I try to keep my head screwed on with each impulse. Deep within me, though, lies an experienced professional...waiting to teach you a lesson.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Victims of small towns and dirt road theory. Anyone who knows where to get a good snack at 3:00AM. Pimps of the digital age. Anyone who leads a double life. Vixons who need a fixin.
