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Regional Gentleman.

Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow.

About Me

I sleep ALOT these days, I run around sometimes, I go to the factory and clock in/out, I call people on the cordless phone one or twice a day, and occasionally I wonder about different things.

My Interests

steam, body parts.

Music:

JUST A FEW OF MY FAV BANDS YO!!Jimmy Jihad and The Blackouts, Ball and Scrotes, DRAGONRAPE, Dave and Clusters, Vinnie Vanatone and the Applebees, The Ricky Pumpthrust Project, S.T.E.A.M., Coldplay, Bobby Buttfuck and The Bluetones, veggies, P-DIDDY, Matchbox 182, coke, and The Panties.

Television:

whats your problem?

Books:

manuscripts, texts, manuals, guides, publications

Heroes:

Dave Welch

My Blog

ATTENTION CYBERFRIENDS AND REAL FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I expect to see all of you in San Diego on July 4th to help celebrate the United States of America's 231st birthday. Old Glory ain't what she used to be, but who really cares? We will be on a beach po...
Posted by Regional Gentleman. on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 03:58:00 PST

DAVE/CHRIS GMAIL CHAT LOG BRAND NEW STILL IN THE BOX!

Ladies(because I LOVE the ladies) and Gentlemen, I present to you another hour of my life wasted.  Here Dave and I discuss wizards, drinks, and the logistics of the much anticipated Jazz Fest in ...
Posted by Regional Gentleman. on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:17:00 PST

Los Angeles, California-A Photo Odyssey-or how to take brilliant pictures, by Christopher

LA is a wonderful place.  Highways, strip malls, and cars.  What more could anyone ask for?  I would like to take this opportunity to explore (exploit)  LA's most overlooked resour...
Posted by Regional Gentleman. on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:03:00 PST

DAVE/CHRIS GMAIL CHAT LOG FOR THE MONTH OF FEB.

1:22 PM here is another 5-10 minutes of my life wasted...I really need to get out more, but these conversations are indeed stimulating at times.....me: birds and the bees Dave: under the apple tr...
Posted by Regional Gentleman. on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:44:00 PST

HOLY SMOKES! THE FIRST DAVE/CHRIS GMAIL CHAT LOG IN 2007!!!

Here Dave and I discuss the logistics of Dave's trip to London, as usual we have a communication breakdown near the end of the conversation.  I would like to formally apologize for the foul langu...
Posted by Regional Gentleman. on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST

CHRIS/DAVE GMAIL CHAT LOG PART III(xmas eve special)

10:16 AM me: ronald regan David: hi shit10:17 AM me: immigrants David: stock market is up me: and other stuff  and good things10:18 AM whats your problem asshol...
Posted by Regional Gentleman. on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 11:45:00 PST

CHRIS/DAVE GMAIL CHAT LOG PART II(amazing)

So here in my second installment, we see Dave accurately predict the outcome of the Ramsey case in Boulder.  I also get very upset about something. 12:43 PM David: hi Jane59 minutes1:43 PM m...
Posted by Regional Gentleman. on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:41:00 PST

CHRIS/DAVE GMAIL CHAT LOG PART I

I have now decided that from this day forth, all aspects of my personal life will be exposed via the WORLD WEB INTRA-NET.  I will begin with one of  many "online" conversations with my frien...
Posted by Regional Gentleman. on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 03:16:00 PST

MYSPACE MIRACLE ODYSSEY

  So my web-computer friends, this is online romance gone bad.  She did not respond to my last message, perhaps hinting the end of this complex relationship that we shared in cyber-world.&nb...
Posted by Regional Gentleman. on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:03:00 PST

Japanese Birthday Email

    (no explanation needed)    If the person of Ito greeting, for a while a certain causing  there is no I from communication, Portland and Oregon which are regrettable I, dir...
Posted by Regional Gentleman. on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:33:00 PST