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Glidden

You can get past a dog, but nobody fucks with a lion

About Me

My names James Glidden, I enjoy walks on the beach and eating ice cream. later on in life I will discover that I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I'm what some people call "mentally retarded".
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My Blog

The curse continues......

Well, yesterday I went out to my car and found that I had 2 flat tires. Not one, but two. How does that happen? I can't even drive to get them fixed because I only have one spare. This isn't cool.
Posted by Glidden on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:17:00 PST

What's with all of the pricks?

This weekend everyone was an asshole. My neighbor tried to fight us with a tire-iron, the cab driver ripped us off, and there was a couple of real dickheads at the jags game. I'm glad to see that ever...
Posted by Glidden on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:18:00 PST

Please take the curse off of me!

Whoever put this curse on me please take it off, I'm a nice guy, I don't deserve this. lol thats what it feels like right now.
Posted by Glidden on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:42:00 PST

My fridge broke : (

I just got home from being out of town all week on business and my fridge was completely dead. The repair man wont be here untill wednesday, so I'm living out of a cooler untill then. I have the rever...
Posted by Glidden on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 06:02:00 PST

Why do bad things happen to me?

The other night I was to drunk to drive so I called a cab to come get me, long story short, I fell on my face broke my nose and got multiple cuts all over my face. I never got the cab, and have been i...
Posted by Glidden on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:33:00 PST

sick of solitary

I'm so sick of being alone all of the time. I'm glad I get along with the voices in my head.
Posted by Glidden on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:10:00 PST

This is funny: My drunken krystals experience

Posted By:GliddenGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Glidden on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 02:09:00 PST

I'm back!

I Just got back from Indy. The Jags lost, but I still had a ton of fun!
Posted by Glidden on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:41:00 PST

Off to Indiana

Going to indianapolis to see the jags beat the colts! I'll be back next tuesday.
Posted by Glidden on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 02:52:00 PST

random thoughts

Why do they put instructions on the pop-tart box?Cooking takes too much time, but microwaveable food sucks.Why does the lady at the package store I.D. me every other visit?E.T. scarred the shit out of...
Posted by Glidden on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 09:41:00 PST