well whats really to say about ol' randy. i grew up in the southside back in the day. back when you can send your kids out to buy a a coca cola for a dime. oh yeah those where the days. anyway where was i? oh yes, well i grew up in the southside. my buddies sam, henry, and ol' drippy lived right next to me and the times were ours. some people say i was born like this (special) but believe me i was made that way. after the second attempted raping by uncle frank i suffered some serious emotional and anal pain. it was the worst of times, i tell ya. when he finally succeeded in having his way with me (which i am not proud to admit) i checked into therapy. of course i had no money so i paid in dirt, and the psyciatrist did not appreciate it. i was so deppressed that i gained wait and developed down syndrome. now im happy to say that i live on my own with 18 other roommates in camden, NJ. i would buy a car, but every time i do it gets stolen cause i forgetin to lock it. well anyway my mom and i were seperated after she tried to kill me in the womb with a clothes hanger, and my only brother nick froze to death in Alaska while trying to recover the lost treasure of king minatoga. I was adopted by two gay men, but i still refered to one as my mom and one as my dad. though i think its ungodly, i am pleased to say that my uncle frank got hit by a train while trying to make an insurance sale. well my aunt nina died in korea but i didnt know her much. now that i have a steady job in the native american extermination business i can take care of myself. i havent seen sam and henry in a while, but ol' drippy drops by from time to time. he told me that after my 8th attempted suicide to try a little thing called acid. i swear its better than sex, even though ive never had sex. ol' drippy told me that he shared sexual intercourse with one of his ladyfriends, but he ended up biting her really hard on the cheeck while in the middle of it and she got dressed and ran away from ol' drippy forever. thats when ol' drippy needed his friends the most, and so he started a new band, called Ol' Drippy and the Statesboro Steamers. I played the banjo, and we were the hottest band in the neighborhood. when that was all over, Ol' drippy and i then entered in the Native American Extermination business. And i know that sounds cruel, but the name is misleading we dont actually kill the native americans, we just give them places to live that is really far from where other people live. me and ol' drippy still visit eachother to this day.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: randy
Birthday: september 3
Birthplace: Statesboro, georgia
Current Location: camden, nj
Eye Color: the color of poo
Hair Color: also the color of poo
Height: 6'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: im not sure
Your Heritage: southern
The Shoes You Wore Today: i dont know i cant see my feet
Your Weakness: walking
Your Fears: no more pizza
Your Perfect Pizza: lard and bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: drop 40 pounds
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i dont talk to anyone on instant messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up: boy am i hungry
Your Best Physical Feature: my tricepts
Your Bedtime: 9
Your Most Missed Memory: statesboro with ol' drippy, sam, and henry
Pepsi or Coke: orange juice
MacDonalds or Burger King: both. in one day
Single or Group Dates: one day i wanna go on a date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: orange juice
Chocolate or Vanilla: whatevers less expensive
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffeeccino
Do you Smoke: i smoke food
Do you Swear: heck no
Do you Sing: i sing clay aiken
Do you Shower Daily: naw i dont need to
Have you Been in Love: i just dont know
Do you want to go to College: im happy with my current occupation
Do you want to get Married: heck no now thats way too much pressure
Do you belive in yourself: not really :(
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes whenever i walk into the living room
Do you think you are Attractive: well i guess in a way
Are you a Health Freak: i dont think so
Do you get along with your Parents: theyre dead
Do you like Thunderstorms: they remind me of home
Do you play an Instrument: i used to play the banjo with ol' drippy n the statesboro steamers
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no it makes me vomit
In the past month have you Smoked: i smoked food
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only anti-depressants
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i wish
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no i dont think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: in the past week ive eaten a box of oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: maybe
In the past month have you been on Stage: no but i have in ol' drippy's band
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i stole i penny from the 7-11, but i turned myself in
Ever been Drunk: once i had so much applejuice that i might have been drunk
Ever been called a Tease: my mom used to call me a tease
Ever been Beaten up: oh yes plenty of times
Ever Shoplifted: now thats just ungodly
How do you want to Die: i dont know but i sure want it to come quick
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: indian hunter
What country would you most like to Visit: germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: black
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: my height
Weight: not as heavy as me
Best Clothing Style: a beautiful dress
Number of Drugs I have taken: anti-depressants and pain killers
Number of CDs I own: 2
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: i have a tattoo of jessica simspson on my back
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too much to count :(
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