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He licked, he jumped, he loved...

Everything Means Nothing To Me

About Me

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My Interests

SLEEPING, music,sleeping, cameos in porn films, sleeping, gigs, sleeping, geetar-bashing, sleeping, serial killer trivia, feeding pigeons, sleeping, my old dutch,sleeping, laughing,sleeping, porridge, sleeping, bizarre sexual practices, malt loaf, sleeping, mangoes, sleeping, tropical fish, sleeping, guinea pigs, sleeping, sushi. i also enjoy treading on chocolate whenever possible, fewer things please me more than finding a discarded chocolate bar in the street and squishing it with gay abandon. i also like treading on berries so autumns a good time for me. all things Lusophonic please me greatly.

I'd like to meet:

Darwin's Rottweiler. I bumped into him in a corridor about 2 years ago but a more prolonged meeting would be most agreeable.

Music:

Elliott Smith, Jeffrey Lewis, Built To Spill,Pavement, Kitty Genovese, Explosions In The Sky, My Morning Jacket, Neutral Milk Hotel, And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Idiot Pilot, Elvis Costello, Jeff Buckley,Heatmiser,The Smiths,my bloody valentine, arcade fire, the envy corps, at the drive in,television,six by seven,the velvet underground, morrissey, Collapse, bright eyes, stephen malkmus,(this space used to contain silver jews but then they slagged off Elliott Smith), sebadoh, hidden cameras, pixies, jesus and marychain, brian jonestown massacre, liars, brmc, whirlwind heat, sigur ros, four tet, sonic youth, slint, shellac, interpol, q and not u (queue and not ewe, cue and not you, kew and not yew....i could go on forever...but i won't), unicorns, neils children, my chemical romance (i'm allowed one gay emo band and this is they....emo-gasmic)...zelega, brendan benson, amusement parks on fire, death from above 1979,richard hell and the voidoids, the decemberists,

Movies:

my own private idaho, fear and loathing in las vegas, fargo, buffalo '66, brown bunny (well a good 10 minutes of it at least), american beauty, american movie, bus 174, all about my mother, happiness, welcome to the dollshouse, touching the void, boys don't cry, together, pecker, crash, coming to america, shaun of the dead, dig!,beverly hills cop (1,2 and 3),anything featuring any of the Marx brothers

Television:

six feet under,the mighty boosh, tales of the riverbank, monkey dust, jam, when good pets go bad 1 and 3 (in my opinion number 2 just didn't live up to the hype), gypsy wars, frasier, any programme featuring sheriff john burnell, mulheres apaxionadas, alive, pretty much anything set in a real airport, porn: a family business, gordon ramsey's kitchen nightmares., CSI.

Books:

my favourite books at the present moment are (in no particular order): -down and out in paris and london -the crucible (technically not a book) -american psycho -factotum the wasp factory, catch 22, the diceman, love in the time of cholera, the periodic table,se questo e un uomo, fear and loathing in las vegas, the informers, american psycho, anything by arthur miller,john steinbeck, roald dahl, bram stoker, george orwell or charles bukowski, the bell jar, lacos de familia, a confissao de lucio, frankenstein, dylan dog, eyes of a blue dog, generation X, hey, nostradamus!, the selfish gene, go tell it on the mountain.

Heroes:

elliott smith-

arthur miller

primo levi

cindy. she's not just my hero but also my dear friend. she is old aand smells like pensioners. i love her because she shouts at me when i come home and cos she falls over when she shakes her head. once, my dad shouted and she fell over on her back and we thought she was dead but then she started waving her legs like a huge furry woodlouse and we knew she was gonna be ok.

....she's aged better than me...but she is slightly incontinent...i say that makes us about equal

My Blog

favourite quotes from my favourite people

"i just felt it go"- jean skelly (on losing her virginity to a cartwheel)"Frau Buschen"- Emma"Maybe you should just rape him, just slip him a GHD"- Emma again, condoning not just rape but giving ...
Posted by He licked, he jumped, he loved... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Spammed By Bob Dylan (apparently)

One of the (few) benefits of a communal office inbox is that we get lots of random junk like this:   The shabby pig pen slyly cooks cheese grits for the apartment building over the cocker spaniel...
Posted by He licked, he jumped, he loved... on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:01:00 PST

Tenho saudade

Things I miss about Portugal (in general) and Braga (in particular): -Bolocao & pasteis de nata -buying random sex manuals from Feiranova and then translating them really badly. eg."Put your fier...
Posted by He licked, he jumped, he loved... on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 03:54:00 PST