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About Me

I used to be you, but then I evolved

My Interests

rocking off with my socks off. whiskey. poking boys with sharp things. sharp things. shiny things. mean cats. flowers. four leaf clovers. beer. boys that sing. camping. the beach. sometimes, late at night. ponies. burning stuff, white trash culture. making cookies. stuff tt's on fire, water country. christmas. halloween. fourth of july. ozzfest. fake halloween (june 26th). cleaning. restaurants. el caminos. elina's collection of critters. cookies. snow. simpson's clue at 5am. beating slim at chess. profanity. stalking people. very long conversations with parker. steve saying my mom's hot. darren and tom. Jaime, Jen, and Danielle for making my party a pants off dance off. slim and slim, together at last. stalking people. cough medicine. clovers. spring. silas, the best state police horse. grandma and grandpa. slayer during dinner, no. willie nelson singing gotta get drunk- always a crowd pleaser. bailing steve out of jail. taking retarded pictures of myself. a year with no exams. stalking people. having bizarre dreams about men I should not have bizarre dreams about. thinking I only ever make sense in my head. the realization that no one will ever understand me, and in fact no one will ever understand or be understood by anyone else. listening to people talk without saying anything. public speaking. dewordifying. slaying. Phil yelling at Chad. pillaging. popples. pound puppies. (skygo and poppely) motor scooters. park benches. the beach at sunrise. smores. diamonds. flowers. unfunded optimism. FREEDOM "FESTA"VAL 2/21/2008.

I'd like to meet:

myself in an alternate universe This is my maybe house soon . . .

Music:

appropriate to engage in random acts of violence to also

Movies:

Natural Born Killers, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Blow, Scarface, Mallrats, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Miracle on 34th Street, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, Nowhere, Disturbing Behavior, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Pirates of the Carribean.

Television:

My So-Called Life, Rescue Me, Bewitched, The Simpsons, House, That 70's Show, Law and Order (the original), What Not to Wear, Dirty Jobs

Books:

The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test

Heroes:

Super Taco & The Undertaker

My Blog

Famous Quotes (UPDATES)

1) "The kind of no that means yes." 2) "Having a kid is like getting into a fight, you’re never ready for it, but once it happens, you do what you gotta do." (Guy on Miami Ink) 3) "Just know eve...
Posted by Rainbow Brite on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 10:56:00 PST

Christmas Survey Fun

1) EGG NOG OR HOT CHOCOLATE?a little bit of both- if I had to decide, I need eggnog to know that it's Christmas 2) DOES SANTA WRAP PRESENTS OR JUST !SIT THEM UNDER THE TREE?I think the elves wrap them...
Posted by Rainbow Brite on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:28:00 PST

HALLOWEEN

it's time to grab your black cat and broomstick and get outside and start breathing
Posted by Rainbow Brite on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:07:00 PST

stats class

vicous like fish drinking like werewolves open like a diner or like your mother little kids have more fun than blondes or your mother and no one knows their secrets...
Posted by Rainbow Brite on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:04:00 PST

Keatingisms

1) That's not cute. That's abnormal. 2) You can make a cake, but you can't make the flour . . . unless you can make the flour.
Posted by Rainbow Brite on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:24:00 PST

Kumarisms "The Definitive Ism"

1) I'm not a molecular biologist. That's how I got terminated from the granting process. 2) We are highly evolved. That's debatable. 3) At the very beginning and the very end there is a big black hole...
Posted by Rainbow Brite on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 08:14:00 PST

The timing was perfect . . .

The timing was perfect. It was 1964. Goldwater was the Republican candidate for president, but America was emerging from the Eisenhower years. The Beatles wanted to hold your hand. The World's Fa...
Posted by Rainbow Brite on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 06:55:00 PST

Kwanisms

1) I am a great Kung Fu master . . . (under his breath) in my mind. 2) Yo. Let's get together and make bone. 3) The cytoplasm is pretty crappy looking. 4) You want to make sure your bread is not raw i...
Posted by Rainbow Brite on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 05:20:00 PST

Engelkingisms

1) Glycerol: just a glucose waiting to happen. 2) the liver is dumb. 3) That's important. Memorize that. 4) Pyruvate doesn't know, it's just a dumb molecule. 5) Sometimes bears don't make very good de...
Posted by Rainbow Brite on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 05:17:00 PST