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About Me

A drunk, sometimes belligerent, always approachable misanthrope, born too late, somehow driven by the arts and/or the need to create something. Still searching for the "perfect project." Dealing or have dealt with a lion's share of misery and heartache. A nervous wreck. Obscenely neurotic and picky. Hopelessly devoted to talking shit.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Terry Bozzio, Frank Zappa, Paul Westerberg, Greg Dulli, Suzanne Somers, Rachael Leigh-Cook, Nash Kato, Lemmy, Heather Graham, D Boon, Hank Williams, Steve Marriott, Art Monk, Marc Bolan, Wade Boggs, Ian Hunter, Christopher Walken, Jack Keroac, Joel & Ethan Coen, Bruce Springsteen, Oil Can Boyd, Tom Waits, Zui Suicide, Alex Chilton, Rob Halford, Thomas Lee Bass, Bob Deal, Vincent Neil Wharton, Frank Carlton Serafino Ferrano, Townes Van Zandt, Charles Nelson Reilley, Garrison Keillor, Hillary Duff, Don Van Vliet, Bill Hicks, Ted Nugent, Ashlynn Brooke, Corman McCarthy, Carroll O'Connor, Larry Fine, Mark Twain, Moe Howard, Curly Howard, Shemp Howard, Richard Dawson, Bob McKimpson, Mel Blanc, Friz Freleng, Tex Ritter, John Ritter, Morton Downey Jr, Howard Stern, Scott Walker, Elvis Costello, Dave Foley, Mark McKinney, Kevin McDonald, Scott Thompson, Bruce McCulloch, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Bushwick Bill, Billy Bob Thornton, Ian Astbury, Joe Theisman, John Riggins, Lenny Bruce, Gene Rayburn, Frank Sinatra, John Zorn, Chuck Woolery...

My Blog

Best Records of 2008

Here's my official "best of" list for 2008.Firewater - The Golden HourThe Gutter Twins - SaturnaliaDillinger Four - Civil WarKayo Dot - Blue Lambency DownwardJustin Townes Earle - The Good LifeNick Ca...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 16:56:00 GMT

Best Records of 2007, now leave me alone

I know it's late in 2008 already for a best of 2007, but for all that have nagged, here's my list, in no particular order:Shellac - Excellent Italian GreyhoundPig Destroyer - Phantom LimbOf Montreal -...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:19:00 GMT

2006 Best Records

Even though no one else has participated in Hefe's best of list, I have had some time to think about it... and I'm going to revise my list... Plus I just love making lists. *in no particular order......
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 14:56:00 GMT

Touch & Go Weekend (or, My Hip Haircut & Obscure Band T-Shirt Sightings)

So myself and a couple friends of mine went down to Chicago this past weekend for the Hideout's annual block party and Touch & Go Records' 25th birthday party. Here is my re-cap of the weekend's event...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 01:18:00 GMT

drunk in the AM

isn't this a sitch... i'm drunk and i'm doing my first blog in (i don't even know)... right now i should totally be sleeping, but instead i am writing to try and entertain the likes of you people (tho...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:16:00 GMT

Smoking progress... and Star Wars

OK, I slipped up a little on Monday night. I had 5 smokes. I HAD TO. Went to the Tight Phantomz cd release show up in Chicago. I was doing fine the entire drive and it wasn't until 11:00pm that I buck...
Posted by on Thu, 19 May 2005 15:56:00 GMT

I'm about to get Cranky as fuck... bear with it!

Today is my last day of smoking... I gave myself til the end of today. Tomorrow, Monday, May 16, 2005 is when I make yet another attempt at quitting the nasty shit. Any encouragement/presents people w...
Posted by on Sun, 15 May 2005 11:05:00 GMT

GO BOSOX!!!

Celebrations are in order. My Sox are going to the World Series. It's about damn time!
Posted by on Thu, 21 Oct 2004 11:59:00 GMT

Grainbelt CD release show!!!! Fuck!

This is a late entry regarding this show, considering it was 2 weeks ago. But here are my thoughts anyway. As far as I'm concerned the show was a success. We had a blast, played a fucking vicious s...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Oct 2004 14:01:00 GMT

First blog ever.... feels creamy,

Hello... It's been 3 months since I've been a MySpace-er and I haven't posted any blogs yet. No reason really. Probably a combination of things. Lack of "blog-fodder" and/or I'm a shitty-ass writer...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Oct 2004 13:32:00 GMT