Neptune

I'm Neptune and I'm a smart arse. I have a lot to say, especially when I want attention! I was only born last February, but my mind is already years ahead of its time..hence the 100 years old. I like to eat a lot, particularly anything I might find on the floor. I like to save you see, I'm very thrifty! I live with Miss Volatile, this weird musician girl who feeds me and stuff. She's pretty cool I guess. I like to play pranks on her, like jump on her face when she's just getting sleep, leaving toy mice in her bed and trying to grab a hold of one her legs with my paws as she goes up the stairs. The other dude I live with, Jesse, is pretty cool. He likes to play fetch the toy mice with me. I keep losing them though! He wears these giant bug glasses and sometimes I laugh at him behind his back. My favorite places to hang out are on top of the refridgerator, the middle of the kitchen floor and the purple couch in the living room. I love that couch! I can watch TV when the two weirdos I live with are doing their computer/music geek stuff.And did I mention I love to run around and play? I'm very hyper you see. WEeeeeeeeeee!