How to Crap at work!!! |
As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK CRAP is inevitable. For those who hate shitting at work, the following is a survival guide for taking a dump at the office.CROP DUSTING: Whe...
Posted by OOHH Lord! on Tue, 29 May 2007 03:21:00 PST |
George S. Patton |
"As I walk through the Valley of the shadow of death I have no fear, Because I am the meanest Mother Fucker in the whole valley"!!! Gen. George S. Patton!!!
Posted by OOHH Lord! on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:38:00 PST |
The Real Man Laws |
Read this, live this!!!
First, do no evil (and not in the Google kind of way).
Second, do not hit your wife.
Thou shalt not cheat on your WIFE
Thou shalt not peek at another man when urinati...
Posted by OOHH Lord! on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:30:00 PST |
this shit is funny!!! |
Q: What do a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?A: Someone is going to lose a trailer.Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is kil...
Posted by OOHH Lord! on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 05:26:00 PST |
Help answer this |
Why is it that when I'm with Friends and their G/f's that they stare at me what for everyone says I'm funny yeah so what!!! Are they waiting on the next thing to come out of my mouth or what!!! Friend...
Posted by OOHH Lord! on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:23:00 PST |
Thanks Mike |
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c253/motway/myspace.jpg&nb
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go read this !!!
Posted by OOHH Lord! on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:17:00 PST |
Andy's Playing football again |
Alright, here we go again. Yes, it is true that I announced my retirement last year after being victorious in our final home game against Moon and the North Texas Coyotes. And yes it is true that I ha...
Posted by OOHH Lord! on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:49:00 PST |
90%- 10% |
"90%of people that are about to wreck say "Holy Shit" the other 10% are from Texas and they say " Hold my beer and watch this shit"!!!"
Posted by OOHH Lord! on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:36:00 PST |
Very True!!! |
Love him or loathe him, he nailed this one right on the head! > >
&nb...
Posted by OOHH Lord! on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:16:00 PST |
Would be a great poem!!! |
This would be a great poem
Ain't no other woman that could take your spot.. If I wrote you a symphony Just to say how much you mean to me what would you doIf I told you you were beautiful Would...
Posted by OOHH Lord! on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:35:00 PST |
