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About Me

I am the egg man...goo goo ga joob! No seriously I am a wife, mom, nurse and so much more. It's all about laughing, enjoying life and dealing with the shit that is thrown at you. Those that know me will understand what puppy hugs are all about. Flippy floppies. Yeah oranges. Ice cream has no bones. I got the shoe. Trust. It is what it is. It will all work out, it always does. Sanku. Toss a turd Tuesday.

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Life boost

Life is rushing past at a pretty alarming rate around here lately. Seems that all work and absolutly no play as made me not only dull but border line depressed. We (and I mean Rick and I) have pretty ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 07:29:00 GMT

GBE 84......7 DEADLY SINS: GLUTTONY

Gluttony. Oh, did I have you covered. But I finally learned you are so not there for me. I would belly up to the ol' gluttony bar over and over. I welcomed it with open arms, its how I lived for a ver...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:09:00 GMT

GBE 83. Welcome to the second level of hell.

I have always said that you would find me in the capital city of Hell, Pandamonium. But to get there you will have to travel about to get there. Now for those good Catholics that know about purgatory,...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 19:32:00 GMT

GBE 81 Fear

Had to think a while about this one. Fear. Darwins thought on fear was this, "Fear is often preceded by astonishment, and is so far akin to it, that both lead to the senses of sight and ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:49:00 GMT

GBE 80 Music that defines you

Music is more than just a sound that defines you. For me, it is the sound track of my life. I wouldn't say that it defines me as who I am or what I stand for. My daughter and I had this same conversat...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:12:00 GMT

Restless....

Maybe it due to the fact it's Friday the 13th, usually a very lucky day for me, and with the events in my life lately, still lucky but, today just seemed like an "off day". So many thoughts racing thr...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 22:32:00 GMT

GBE 79

Competition....now there is a word that makes me want to win. Not really, although I am a very competitive person. I guess it just boils down to what is at the finish line. I am not one that wants to ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 19:15:00 GMT

GBE 77 "why are you here?"

Why am I here?Wow. Pretty straight forward question, not a straight forward answer. I have checked out others posts, seems that everyone is trying to figure out where here is. I have been trying to fi...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:16:00 GMT

The Group Blogging Experience #74 (a.k.a. GBE):WHO/WHAT INSPIRES YOU?

I look forward each week to what the topic is going to be. I then usually ponder this topic for a day or two, have a light bulb moment and then begin to type. Lately my head has been up my.... (well y...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 22:32:00 GMT

GBE 71 SIMPLE PLEASURES

SIMPLE PLEASURES The smile on my son and daughters face.The sound of laughter in my home.Waking up next to my best friend, my husband.Being a new foster family for a dog rescue.A hug from my son.Seein...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:53:00 GMT