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Lauren [Dirty] Martini

That's horse Puckey!

About Me

When every desire found in the human heart is liberated, Then a mortal becomes immortal and here one attains to God. When all the knots of the heart are cut, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Katha Upanishad (Wisdom Bible)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Love of my Life!

Music:

Alternative, Some Metal, Trance, Techno, Melodic Trance, R&B, Oldschool R&b, Blues, Hard Core Blues, Eastern, Rock, Hip Hop... I love me some German metal or rap ;)

Movies:

Fantastic planet, Light years, Phantasm, Orgasmo, Super Troopers, Blow, Groove, Legend, Labrynth, Dark Crystal... yep... stuff like that

Heroes:

Clark W. Griswald, Because he knows what TRUE family values are all about!
Clark W. Griswold: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!