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Kris

Chuck Norris is afraid of Me

About Me

Well hmmm, I'm 26, born and raised in Reno. I was in the Marines, and went to Reed, and UNR. Im in medicine for a living, have an awesome 4 year old son, and a beautiful fiance who is a nurse. If you dont know me then I might come across as an asshole, as I'm a very sarcastic person.
A Full Service Survey:
Who Are You?
Name: Kris
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Rising Sign: Virgo
Birth Year: 1981
Birthplace: Reno,NV
Hometown: Reno,NV
Is your Hometown a small town, rural town, suburb, city, or inner-city: City
Highschool(s): Reed
Are you the eldest, middle, youngest or only child?: Technically youngest, But moreso an Only Child
Heritage: German
What Do You Look Like?
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Skin tone: Fair
Face Shape: Trapezoid??????
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 174 lbs
Shoe size: 11 1/2
What Makes You Tick
What aspect of your personality do you like best? Sarcastic
Which aspect of your personality do you like the least? Easily Forgiving
What are some things about other people that annoy you? Shady people, liars
What are some things about you that might annoy people? Sarcastic and Cynical, straight forward, not always tactful.
When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? Doctor
What is your favorite time of day? Morning
Are your parents still together, never were together or divorced: Divorced, My Dad passed away
How do you handle arguments/disagreements with other people? Im very confrontational
Would say you are more extroverted or introverted? Extroverted, definately
Are you spiritual? If yes, is your spirituality influenced by organized religion? No
Name one of your physical traits that you would change if you could: My beer belly thats forming
Name one of your physical traits that you really like: My eyes!
Name something you’d like to do before you die: learn SCUBA
If you could back in time to any point of history, where would you go and why? I'd warn Cesar he's about to be buddyfucked
Have you ever experienced anything supernatural? Yes
Are you close to your family members? Mostly, yes
Name some things in life that you are afraid of? Spiders, Most Bugs, Midgets, and Indians (the camel type, not the teepee type)
What is your biggest life issue right now? Missing my boy, Brayden
What Do You Like?
Colors: Blue, Black, Green, Red
Scents: Jamie, Febreeze
TV Channels: Comedy Central
Cars: Corvette, Ferrari, VW, BMW
PC Games: WoW, Civ 3
Snack Foods: Beef Jerky, Popcorn Chicken, Cheezits, Nachos
Beverages: Mtn Dew, Pepsi, Jones Soda, Alcohol
Game Consoles: PC
Concerts: Any Rock
Conversation Topics: Politics, Science
Newspapers: RGJ
Magazines: Maxim, Stuff, FHM, Discovery, Medical Journal
Flowers: dandelion?
Radio Stations: 104.5 is my favorite
Jewelry: I wear a watch and a ring
Restaurants: TGIF's, Blackrock Pizza, KFC, Taco Bell, Chilis, Jacks Coffee Shop, Black Bear Diner
Clubs: Bubinga is the only one I go to, and thats a rarity.
Websites: homestarrunner.com chucknorrissfacts.com cnn.com
CDs: See my music Section of myspace
Vacation spots: San Francisco, North Carolina, Cabo San Lucas, and soon Philippines
TV commercials: Mac vs Pc, Ipod, Band Aid, Alltell, Bud Light's "real men of"
Radio Commercials: none that come to mind
Museums: Mutters in Philadelphia
Stores: Target, Winco, Best Buy
Outdoor Activities: Fishing, Hunting, Baseball, Running, Biking, Taking our doggy to the park, Sexytime
Do You Like...
Seafood? NO
Sushi? NO
Mexican Food? YES
Italian Food? YES
Chinese Food? YES
Japanese Food? YES
German Food? YES
Greek Food? NO
Polish Food? YES
Mongolian Food? NEVER HAD IT
Barbecue? YES
Cajun Food ? SOME
Soul Food? YES
Vegan Food? NO
Cake? YES
Cheese? YES
Jalapenos? OCCASIONALLY
Artichokes? YES
Caesar Salad? YES
Anchovies? NO
Rabbit? NO
Deer? YES
Bison? JERKY
Lamb? NO
Duck? YES
Do You Play...
Baseball? YES
Softball? Softball isn't real. Its a myth that fags and little princesses that could never play baseball dream about.
Basketball? SOMETIMES
Football? YES
Hockey? NO
Soccer? is for dirty mexicans
Monopoly? YES
Checkers? YES
Chess? YES
Scrabble? YES
Trivial Pursuit? YES
Poker? YES
Guitar? YES
Flute? THIS ONE TIME, AT BAND CAMP....
Clarinet? NO
Piano? NO
Violin? NO
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My Interests

Baseball (Giants), Music, Cars (Corvettes, VWs, Ferraris, and BMWs), movies, TV, huge Medical and Science geek. I love history as well. I do play WoW, just not as much as you think, or as much as most people play. I am into video gaming though. I also like to cook, and from what my honey says, I'm pretty damn good at it.

I'd like to meet:


Bunch of Random Crap!:

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How tall are you? 5'9"
Do you like bananas? YES
What is your favorite song of all time? Sympathy for the Devil - Rolling Stones
What do you do on Fridays? Drink
Flip flops or sandals? Flip Flops
Vitamin Water or Gatorade? Gatorade
Have you had a beer in the past week? Yes
If you could have one super human power, what would you choose? Invisibility
What is your favorite place? Next to Jamie
Do you read Harry Potter books? no, I do the movies though.
What is your favorite food? Steak
Where do you want to travel next? Philippines
What is your favorite PJ fabric? Air
Boat or bus? Boat
Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore? I show him that I have change, then I throw it in the street and laught at him risking his life trying to pick up 83 cents
Do you shower every single day? At least once a day
Kill the spider or let it out? get someone else to kill it
What is your favorite TV show? Toss up between Family Guy, Scrubs, and House
Do you eat cold cereal at night? no
Define yourself in 3 words? BEST. GUY. EVER.
Would you rather be blind or death? blind, who would chose "death"
Are you a cat or a dog person? Dog
Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough? Cough
Favorite fruit? Watermelons
Juice and crackers or milk and cookies? Milk and Cookies
Who are you going to vote for in 2008? althought I dont feel the country is ready for a black president, at this point it looks like I'll be voting for Obama
Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape or other? IE
What was your last thought? "Why is Jamie yelling at the dog?"
Favorite element? Air
Where is Waldo? In a frozen meat locker
Do you support Paris? I hate france, everything inside france, and everything france represents. See they dont even rate a capital "F" for france in my opinion.
Why did the chicken cross the road? because the Chinese restaurant serves "cat". the kfc is on the other side of the road
Your favorite Disney films? Sandlot
If you had to pick one car, which would it be? Ferrari Enzo
Most embarrassing moment? In my old apartment Jamie was just moving in with me. Her and her dad were there and we were finishing up when the landlady came up to our house and started going apeshit on me for having a dog (aparently they arent allowed there). After rambling for 5 minutes she said we have a week to get out of the apartments. This all on the first day Jamie moved in, with her dad right there. Pretty embarrasing.
Most memorable past? Hunting with my dad
What is your favorite clothing brand? I dont know.
Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other? Concert would be my 1st, and next would be Musicals, I've seen some pretty funny ones
Favorite Place to Eat? Silver Legacy Steakhouse
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg? Arm
Would you rather be hot or cold? Cold
T-Mobile, U.S. Cellular, Cingular/AT&T, or Sprint/Nextel? T-Mobile....unfortunately
Water or 100% Juice? Water
What size shoe do you wear? 11 1/2
How do you feel? Extremely Great!
Romance or Kinky Sex? Romance
Get the number or give the number? Get
When do you plan on getting married? Within the next couple of years we're thinking
Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where? Marine Tattoo upper left arm, Chinese writing in an axe left forearm, chinese symbol right forearm, hammer and sicle with star right forearm, Cartman, uuper right arm, Mizuno middle back.
Who do you admire most? My Dad
Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have? A Chihuahua named Hitler, A Columbian Red Tailed Boa Constrictor named Umby and 4 fish; 1 goldfish, 1 Redfin Albino Shark, 1 Chinese Algae Eater, and 1 Upside Down Catfish
Where do you see yourself in five years? Being a Highly Successful Doctor with my own Practice
If you had only six months to live, what would you do first? Write a letter to my son telling him everything I know about life.
What is your favourite word? its more of a phrase, and its "Go Away"
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? probably in the Philippines, why? because Jamie misses her home.
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Music:

I love music from all ages and genres; Mindless Self Indulgence, Rage Against the Machine, Korn, Franz Ferdinand, Metallica, Tool, Mudvayne, Eminem, Massive Attack, Floggin Molly, Slayer, Rolling Stones, Saliva, Slipknot, Chevelle, Jimmy Eat World, Ludacris, The Doors, Marilyn Manson, The Beatles, Coheed and Cambria, Bad Company, 311, Buck Cherry, Billy Joel, Whitesnake, Skid Row, Sneaker Pimps, RHCP, Pantera, Nightwish, Pink Floyd, Juvenile, Johnny Cash, Crystal Method, Arlo Guthrie, Frank Sinatra, Don McLean, Evanescence, Filter, Finger Eleven, Maroon 5, Papa Roach, Filter, Outkast, Oak Ridge Boys, Jay-Z, Hawthorne Heights, Sepultura, Fly Leaf, Incubus, Goodie Mob, Hed P.E., Jimmy Eat World, N.E.R.D., Leroy, Lazlo Bane, John Mayer, Incubus, Trick Daddy, Righteous Brothers, Van Morrison, Bob Dylan, and TONS more

Movies:

I'm well rounded with movies. Thanks to Jamie I even like the occasional romantic comedy. I usually make her watch a bloody movie afterwards though to kind of even it out. Some of my favorites are; Scarface, Boondock Saints, Borat, Grandma's Boy, Goodfellas, All Harry Potters, All Lord of the Rings, All Star Wars, Casino, Reservoir Dogs, Keeping Mum, All of the Hannibal series, Vacation, Anything Adam Sandler, Love Actually, Weather Man, Seven, Saw 1 2 and 3, Top Gun, most Jet Li movies, Wedding Crashers, Stewie Griffin the Untold Story, Gangs of New York, Oceans 11 12 and 13, Memoirs of Geisha, Hackers, Hustle and Flow, Blow, Domino, Pulp Fiction, most Will Farrell movies, Coming to America, and so many more

Television:

I have a few select TV shows I watch, including some chick ones so STFU if you have something bad to say. My favorites are; Scrubs, Family Guy, Simpsons, Hells Kitchen, House, American Dad, Southpark, Mind of Mencia, American Idol, Giants Baseball, Jag, Walker Texas Ranger (chuck norris is the shit), Jeopardy, and last but not least Til Death.

Books:

Mein Kampf, 48 Laws of Power, The Art of Seduction, Red Cat White Cat, Communist Manifesto, Digital Fortress, In Wars Dark Shadow, DaVinci Code, Angels & Demons, The Art of War, Dictionary of Theories, Any Science specifically Biology, Anatomy and Physiology, or Any Medicine Book.

Heroes:

My Dad would have to be my #1 hero. Barry Bonds, Sun Tzu, Josef Mengele, Vladimir Lenin, Adolf Hitler, Mao Zedong, Chuck Norris!, Hugh Laurie's character Dr. Gregory House, Chu Tan-Chi, Copernicus, Zack DeLaRoca, Dr. Theodor Kocher, Dr. Charles Horace Mayo & Dr. William James Mayo, Dr. Alois Alzheimer, Shiro Ishii, and last but not least, my love, Jamie. She has taught me and helped me become a better person better than any school ever could.