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I'm a dog. I am half Chinese, half mexican, and half Jewish. My parents are divorced, but they are great friends. I live with my dad, and we watch football and nap on Sundays. I really love going for rides in my Mustang, although I can't reach the pedals, Dad does a pretty good job of working them for me. I love people, and I like to hump new people's legs to establish that I'm a dominant yet sweet and loving badass. I like big dogs, but don't particularly care for Chows or Rottweilers. They seem to think because I'm a small guy that they can pick on me. I've got the battle scars to prove it, but hey- Chicks dig scars. I also love Canter's Matzo Ball soup and burritos from Chipotle. And the movie Rudy- I cry at the end. Every time.