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About Me

I believe in always being real and never littering. I put my shopping carts back where they go and I drive too fast. I eat the cheese off the paper of my in'n'out burger and if you give me yours, I'll know that you love me. I love toddlers because I love acting like one. I always over tip because I always modify my food. I secretly wish that I could breakdance and when I'm drunk I try. I think I'm smart about things I'm not smart about but I second guess myself on things that I am educated in. If I really like you, I'll give you a nickname. I am obsessed with finding good deals. Although I passionately hate Wal-Mart, I passionately love Target. And Costco. I get bored very easily but I rarely stay busy. If I can do it myself I won't pay to have it installed. Dream On is the best Aerosmith song and I sing it loud if I'm alone. I sing Kelly Clarkson loud too. I think nascar is boring, but baseball is not. Grey's Anatomy makes me cry but weddings rarely do. I religiously guage the milage to each tank of gas I use. I am currently teaching myself to listen to my words before I say them. A good pedicure and black eyeliner can make me feel pretty. If you squeeze my knees, I punch your face. I think the only thing better than going to a football game is going to a football game AND winning your parlay on it. I prefer a hat to a hair-do but I love getting my hair did. I will trim my own palm trees but I hate to do my own dishes. I prefer a strawberry in my cereal and a banana in my ice cream. If you can read my mind you can win my heart. I'm confident that in heaven I will be a musician. I like to impress people, but i'm not easily impressed. Sometimes I say mean things to my dog and put clothes on her just to make myself laugh. Fireworks give me goosebumps, the ocean gives me peace, baseball gives me joy and music fills my soul. I'll let you know if I think of anything else......~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

My Interests

Just a happy girl livin' my life in Vegas. Although, the beach is where my heart calls home. If you are close to my heart, I'll do everything I can to make you smile, if I don't know you, I might come of as a little shy, and I guess maybe I am...but other times I am the farthest thing from it. I work hard and play harder and I have learned to live my life surrounded by people that I share love with. It is good for the soul.

I'd like to meet:

If by "meet" you mean have sex with. Well then Justin Timberlake. Did I just say that out loudMy 36 hours in "a whale's vagina"....

My 36 hours in Chicago....

And.....I found this to be frighteningly accurate...
Your Personality Profile
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.

You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming! The World's Shortest Personality TestIf you want to leave me a comment jus type it in this box.....

Music:

that speaks to me. And this cool cat too They call him "Little Stevie".

Movies:

Best movies of all time: For Love of the Game, Top Gun, Zoolander, Airplane!, Great Expectations, Titanic (I'm so lame), Groundhog Day, Can't buy me love, Goonies, Anchorman, Little Mermaid, spaceballs. I think drive in movies should make a comeback. I like to go to the movies by myself sometimes.....told you I'm weird. Duck in a Box Video stopped working. Booo.

Television:

...Conan O'Brien......NO ONE can make me laugh like that man.

Books:

Emily Giffin Novels, "Everyone POOPS", Purpose Driven Life, The "How to do it yourself" books from Home Depot and Uncle John's Ultimate Bathroom Reader.

Heroes:

The creator of IN n OUT burger, Ronald Reagan, My Moms and my pops, Stevie Wonder, Jack Handey and people who use their talents for good and stay humble.

My Blog

A friendly NOTICE.

So cliche' to do this on Turkey Day, but hey........ It's the little things, the memories, the similarities and the exclusivities we share with people that bring us closer. Big or small, these ...
Posted by Kramer on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:58:00 PST

Sharing is caring. I cant believe I just said that. iiiiiidiot.

I'm not a big fan of bulletins....I hate bulletins. You know there are bulletin whores out there that post 15 a day and your whole bulletin section is covered in their name. That makes me nuts. &...
Posted by Kramer on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 05:46:00 PST

heres what I think

I think that it isn't nice when people choose to do something unkind when they have the option of doing something kind. Was that redundant? For example, if I hear a sneeze I say bless you because I ca...
Posted by Kramer on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:34:00 PST

Am I lame if......

....if Grey's Anatomy makes me cry EVERY time. Sometimes twice in the same episode. and I'm not really a crier either. ....if I think Titanic is a great movie. Because it is. I'll defend it til the d...
Posted by Kramer on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:44:00 PST

maybe it’s just me

These are things I think and I wonder if I'm odd or if there are other people who think like me anywhere in the world. For a moment I hope that it's just me because I enjoy having something to ca...
Posted by Kramer on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 12:49:00 PST

curious?

These things take so much space and I figured those who really are curious about me can dig a little deeper into the BLOG.. hahaaahaaaaa ..> About You Basics... Name?: Daena...or krameballs Bi...
Posted by Kramer on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:02:00 PST

so I thought of something else.....

.....so people enjoy giving me a lot of nicknames. Why is that? It's never just Daena. Kramer is obvious, DK if you're a dude, Daena-dane if you're a black dude, Gina calls me Daena-nator (hate t...
Posted by Kramer on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:55:00 PST

what's good......

I get really stressed out lately and I forget that i'm very blessed and I think I need to remember to thank God more often for everything he's given me. Money is just paper and time is only important ...
Posted by Kramer on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:44:00 PST

Do you ever just not give a shit?????

I love the feeling of not caring how cool I look, or how my outfit compares with the other girls I see, I love being able to be myself and act like a moron and have friends that laugh with me, not at ...
Posted by Kramer on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 02:56:00 PST