I'm calvin. or that guy from that rock n roll band you saw when you were drunk. or that guy you saw playing someone elses guitar upside down at a gig somewhere random. well, random to me, probably not to you, but you get the picture.
so about me? i play bass guitar in The Smoking Hearts. I love the band to peices, and it'd be cool if you check us out by following one of the links scattered around my page.
i do some work sometimes. work is boring tho, so we don't talk about that.
i live a drug free lifestyle. i used to drive an astra. it was red and it was great. although the brakes didn't work. the redmobile died an untimely death at the modest age of 93,000 miles. click here to sign the book of condolance . now i drive a car with flowers on. its name is donald.
my all time hero is Mike Patton. don't really need to explain why really, should be pretty obvious.
if anyone wants to buy me a drink, mines a cranberry juice, ta.
some people don't like me cos i'm never around. some people like me for the same reason. i can't sleep when the bus isn't moving. i don't like beards, i find them intimidating. i'm not very good at being subtle, thats potentially an understatement. i like adventures. and smiling.
if my ipod is on shuffle and finds one of my favourite songs, i say thank you. its only polite if you think about it.
if i'm not somewhere that you expect me to be, it probably means that i'm late. keep waiting. if you book them, they shall come. live to win.
