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If Mandy Patinkin Was a Horse

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

But what I really want to do is direct. Can you tell? Am I being facetious? Do patent leather shoes really reflect up? These are the questions I ask myself as I stare into my tofu lasagna, dreaming of a world without hydrogenated oils and Comic Sans MS, a world where my residual junior high obsession for Justin Timberlake would blossom into true love, and oboe and horseback riding lessons were free to anyone who could make the time for them. Namely, me and Fred Savage.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Men with defined jawlines, cute theme park ride operators, people who are delightfully awkward yet self-aware, etc.But above all:

My Blog

In an open room that echos well, this is where I can tell you everything . . . Ba-da-daaaaaaa!

Today I ate an entire Amy's No Cheese pizza and a pint of Purely Decadent Turtle Trails frozen dessert. And watched Lord of the Rings. And I loved it. I think I need to do that more often - throw on a...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 16:02:00 GMT

Lonelily.

Sigh. My computer is ill. Very, very, ill. Most likely terminally so. Hence the lack of activity. It's snowing and I don't want to go outside. How can I already be tired of classes? Fuck, what am I sa...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:20:00 GMT

Louis Hare.

Okay, first thing's first. I make promises, and I intend on keeping them: Lou. Hare. This is your official shout-out. At Jess and Kyle's wedding back at the tail end of December, I danced and Roxanned...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 21:27:00 GMT

Cerulean Butterfly

by Josh Wild You will not bleed cerulean butterfly,But if you could, what color would it be?A thin and nervous red? A purple seaThat breaks against your throat? Please, edify.You're culled by the blac...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:35:00 GMT

W. Main.

My yuppy heels clickedLeaving no room for the slowCreak of his bike chain
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:50:00 GMT

Hahahahahaha. HAH.

So via some of Barbie's facebook wall posts, I sought out and found this face recognition toy at myheritage.com. Let me tell you . . . it is FUN as hell.   And it's fun, because depending o...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 00:21:00 GMT

Gonna vom.

I want to make stunning music videos like this one: And this one: Some people resent music videos, as an artform or for their existance alone. But gahddam, if it doesn't make me want to go ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 13:46:00 GMT

Is this Christmas Day night or WHAT!

Dear Jesus, I love blogthings.com: Your Vocabulary Score: A- Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary!You must be quite an erudite person. How's Your Vocabulary?     Your L...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 21:07:00 GMT

Hairy Christmas, Mappy Wannarun.

I absolutely love making playlists. It used to be "I absolutely love making mix CD's," but it's been a few months since I've compiled music for someone else, so the lists remain on my iTunes. And I ge...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 19:56:00 GMT

Swirl and waft.

Ah, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found thee! You scored 40% Merlot Women confident enough to drink a great wine from a jelly glass are unusual, but you're one of them. Moreover, your no-nonsen...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 23:42:00 GMT