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About Me

I have issues, hundreds of them. No, I still don't collect comic books, but I have them. Locked away safe where nobody can find them, much like an unwanted toddler who you just can't bear to smother with a pillow to stop it's whining for food. I keep them for much the same reason. Pants. Everyone wears them. Men women, everybody. Perhaps there is a more graceful option, but frankly why clash with established social mores over leg coverings? What would it be like if everybody had tentacles instead of legs? Personally I'd rather have.......Yikes, time to up my medication.I'm an unpleasant person. Really, ask anyone. I laugh at inappropriate times, cry when puppies aren't run over by tractors and sing badly in the car at the top of my voice. I am rude and personally insulting in conversation and tend to respond to IMs with abuse and curse-words. Yet still people think I'm a cuddly teddy-bear, shows what they know.

My Interests

Fixing the world's problems, intstalling myself as supreme dictator of Essex county, eating.

I'd like to meet:

People I have yet to stab in the face with a fondue fork.

Music:

yes, I'll have some.

Movies:

Ones that don't suck. Preferably with robots, or ninjas, or cyborg ninja zombies (I actually own that movie;) ). Explosions are good too, and scary ones are fun to make the more squeamish of my friends freak out. And if John Carpenter made it, I love it. End of story.

Television:

who has time anymore?

Books:

insufficient space

Heroes:

My left center toe.

My Blog

Bald n’ proud

That's right fuckers! There's no shame in mah game. Succumbed to the inevitable. Hair club can't help me, but chicks dig bald guys with swords. Ladies beware.
Posted by Todd on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 11:41:00 PST

Been a while...

And nothing has happened in my life... This space reserved for opinions on how much of an asshole or asshat I am. there is no judgement here. Be brutal,so's |I can laugh at y'all.-toddo
Posted by Todd on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 07:32:00 PST

ARRRHHGGHHH!

3 days left of my vacation and I'm going batshit!
Posted by Todd on Fri, 19 May 2006 09:14:00 PST

bored

Gotta love having days off and nothing to do. I hates saving money.
Posted by Todd on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 02:21:00 PST

Moving to CT

Yep, moving to the insurance capitol of this fine country. I'm a dingus. (I bought a new car tho, I named it fish) -toddo
Posted by Todd on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 01:51:00 PST

Updated profile

Yep, it has been brought to my attention that I haven't been single for quite a while now and I have to change my profile to avoid an interweb Faux pas. (Sounds like an incontinent vixen to me, but I'...
Posted by Todd on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 07:36:00 PST