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Brian Q. Kazoo

before i die, i'm gonna fuck me a fish.

About Me


its 200HATE
im straight edge
i have a girlfriend that i plan on spending my life with
i have good friends that i can count on
i dont need you.
this is my life

My Interests


if you were an ocean, id learn how to float <3333

I'd like to meet:

if you were to die today, i would piss on your grave.

Music:

I like anything fast with a lot of yelling.
but i can also get down with some mellow jams.

Heroes:

all my heroes have failed me.
and i have given up hope.

My Blog

DIRTFEST 07.

YEAHI GOT TO STAND ON STAGE DURING BTBAMTOMMY ROGERS WAS 5 FEET AWAY FROM ME.BASICALLYTHATS LIKE BEING 5 FEET AWAY FROM MY CREATOR.=]OHAND I GUESS EVERYONE THINKS BORLAND PLAYED AMAIZNGLY.DUSTYTOMMY A...
Posted by Brian Q. Kazoo on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 06:53:00 PST

honestly. do it.

Seven Things you want from me1.2.3.4.5.6.7.Six things you wonder about me1.2.3.4.5.6.Five things you like about me1.2.3.4.5.Four things you DON'T like about me1.2.3.4.Three of my best features1.2.3.Tw...
Posted by Brian Q. Kazoo on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 08:43:00 PST

DEAR B♥FUNK

Dear _________. You make me _________. You should _________. Someday I will _________. You = _________. If I saw you now I'd _________. I would build a _________ just for you. I would get your name ta...
Posted by Brian Q. Kazoo on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 03:19:00 PST