Hello! My name is Andres Boschini.I am a caring and sharing person that will do anything I can for you as long as you pay me.I have pretty much done it all but murder someone eat an eyeball and skydive.I love long walks in the woods with anyone and a shovel...'wait!'Dang that was creepy.I love old folks,cause they got the best stories and snacks.Lately I've been a Hermit- but i call it recuperating cause I used to party like a crack whore!..I love to play guitar and battle mariachis to the death. R.I.P PANCHO,PEPE,FEDERICO and ClAUDIO.He was hard to beat cause we battled deep in the Nicaraguan jungle,and this damb monkey kept stealing My picks.All were worthy apponents. I have a wonderfull family that keeps on growing like my dang nose hairs,ewwwwww,I have to many friends that I want to sell in the underground market but, will see... I recently gave myself back to the LORD cause you just got too! I hope to share my music with the world one day,and if they hate it i know the homeless will love it!Cela m'a pris cinq mois pour apprendre le francais mais si vous ne lisez pas des francais puis vous ne saurez pas que diable j'ai juste dit..I get on everyones nerves speaking french but whatever..I hope to go there on day and shave some armpits!I've always heard that if you pee on your feet they won't stink,if you come over and you stink.....yes I will pee on you.I always get the three stooges confused with mannie moe and jack..the "PEP BOYS" I cant be the only one....My favorite artic animal "hands down" is a Penguin, polar bear comes second.I hate sharks and i love bears.I also like peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches but without bananas in it,cause only serial killers do that.If i was an animal I'd be a pig cause I would be to cute to eat.I love Cats and Dogs but Cats taste better.Mice are grose ass hell!, but they got the most adorable faces. Myspace moods dosen't have diarrhea.When I have it I want the whole world to know..I am a self proclaimed chef and i like to bake.I like to eat cereal at 2a.m....I sing in the shower and think while i tink..If I ever won the lotto I would help all the hungry children in the world!Dang there's so much more but I'll leave it to your imagination so use your brains!!
